Unconventional Cookies

Unconventional Cookies We put the TASTE in Poor Taste! Unapologetic, nostalgic, cheeky, LOL-worthy, irreverent cookies. Having all the fun.

Local geriatric millenial kids operating in Bismarck, ND. We're two best frands (since 3 YRS old!) who decided to bring their weirdness into the community via cookies!!!! June 2021, the Cookie Haus was born and is located in the heart of Bismarck, ND.

Come one come all!! Who doesn't love a seconds sale?!?!!! Today 5-8 at nodakian!!!!!
08/05/2025

Come one come all!! Who doesn't love a seconds sale?!?!!! Today 5-8 at nodakian!!!!!

Tonight, one night only. First ever and probably only seconds sale! And abandoned student work! Come N Get it!
Nodakian Studios
2107 E Rosser Ave!

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Thomas Metal Art
πŸ‘ˆ that's me!

Fun balloons from 😘

Local baybeees!!! Come see us tomorrow (8.5.25) at Nodakian Studios (2107 e rosser ave in Bismarck) for some shenanigans...
08/04/2025

Local baybeees!!! Come see us tomorrow (8.5.25) at Nodakian Studios (2107 e rosser ave in Bismarck) for some shenanigans and fun handmade shtuff! I'll have an extremely random assortment of cookies and stories to tell 🩷🩷🩷 come see us!!!

πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ C U NEXT TUESDAY πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ
(A farewell to my stupid uterus plus a hot mess of a pottery sale)

That’s right, my nodorkians. This Tuesday 8-5-25 we’re celebrating the eviction of my reproductive real estate the only way we know how:
πŸ”₯ With CLAY, CHAOS & CERAMIC SECONDS πŸ”₯

πŸ’” Uterus: out.
🫠 Seconds: IN.
🌱 Succulents: THIRSTY.

What to expect:
🫩 Abondoned STUDENT WORK that slays
πŸ’… CERAMIC SECONDS that didn’t make the cut, but still got that it girl energy
🌿 SUCC IT SALE – Adopt a plant, snag a pot, give it purpose. While they last!
😈 General irreverence and studio shenanigans

🚨 Come get weird, grab a wobbly bowl, and toast to body autonomy and cracked glaze dreams. BYO cramps, chaos, and cash.

πŸ—“οΈ TUESDAY @ NODAKIAN STUDIOS 5P.M.s - 8 P.M.
🎯 You don’t wanna miss this.
πŸ’ƒ You might cry-laugh.
πŸ’Έ Bring cash, Venmo, and questionable choices.

Hi lil friends! Here are some wedding and bridal shower coooooookies I've done recently! Yay love! Fun fact: Unco can no...
08/02/2025

Hi lil friends! Here are some wedding and bridal shower coooooookies I've done recently! Yay love! Fun fact: Unco can now ship!! Head on over to our website to fill out a custom request form or get an upcoming themed box 😍 yay cookies! Yay marketing!

Lovers!!! The presales for our new themed box is OPEN!!! And we can now ship!!!! (Cue the airhorn) check out my new blog...
08/01/2025

Lovers!!! The presales for our new themed box is OPEN!!! And we can now ship!!!! (Cue the airhorn) check out my new blog and the boxes and please please check out the podcast I was just on! We had so much fun and don't worry I say the word bu****le like 7 times πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ https://www.unconventionalcookies.com/boxes
https://www.unconventionalcookies.com/blerg

Here's a Spotify link if you could share

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4V7f479Mn7EE3iz1Uc6ZXL?si=Q3o0mUmEQrCnQofBrGNLMQ

Also: here is our new kitty poppins who adopted us (please let me know if this is your cat, she walked in our dog door and decided she lives here) some mermaid cookies and some pots I threw at pottery camp πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I would still choose it tho...
07/17/2025

I would still choose it tho...

Hi! Here are some cookies I have made for some amazing people recently ☺️☺️☺️ I'm working with my beautiful business coa...
07/17/2025

Hi! Here are some cookies I have made for some amazing people recently ☺️☺️☺️

I'm working with my beautiful business coach/mental wrangler/life guru/hotmama Ms. Amanda Lipnack Radel on some super exciting business developments (that's all I'm saying for now but it's exciting I swear!)

BTW if you're a creative who needs a little help (or a lot of help) turning your thoughts into actions you should hit Amanda up she's fantastic!!!
https://www.amandalipnackcoaching.com/

alrcoaching amanda.lipnack (girl you know I don't know how to tag people properly 😭😭😭 halp me im poor 😩)

I made a lil tik tok of my Mount Rushmore sculpture journey. 🀠🀠🀠
07/15/2025

I made a lil tik tok of my Mount Rushmore sculpture journey. 🀠🀠🀠

Watch, follow, and discover more trending content.

07/15/2025

Cleaning some super old petrified stains off of this little beauty 😍

Proof that I actually CAN do dishes 😎
07/13/2025

Proof that I actually CAN do dishes 😎

Watch, follow, and discover more trending content.

My beautiful fart faces!!!! Every single day I think about posting and then I don't. Well today I am suckers!! I've been...
07/13/2025

My beautiful fart faces!!!! Every single day I think about posting and then I don't. Well today I am suckers!!

I've been taking it easy order-wise in an attempt to enjoy summer a wee bit and try to climb out of my depression hole following the loss of my momo πŸ’”

BUT I have been making some fun cookie haus changes (changed the schmooze room into an actual office, moved the piano out to porch, got a bunch more doll heads...)
I also found this GORG pink gooseberry set at antiques on main. It was a great deal because of the baked in grease stains from the 50s. No worries. Psycho Pyrex mama was on it and after several hours of scrubbing they are treasure wall ready 😍😍😍

Canoli has been thriving this summer post dog-napping. Thank you to everyone who has checked in on him 🩷🩷🩷

And lastly the Princess Diana Beanie Baby Rescue of Central North Dakota is going strong! We are now up to 29 rescue residents and are always on the lookout for more. https://www.unconventionalcookies.com/pdbbrescue

I love you guys all so freaking much, I'll post some cookies soon too but I just had to show the haus changes 😍

*oh my glob I forgot to mention the whole reason I was making the freaking post!!! Look at the new kitchen floor that the guys over at Fixed by Fisher put in 😍😍😍 I love it so much and I'm no longer tripping over peeling up floor stickers (although those were great for a long time!!) thank you!!!

I'm going to repost this and try to tag everyone because I feel like this whole story deserves it πŸ˜‚ This recap has every...
04/16/2025

I'm going to repost this and try to tag everyone because I feel like this whole story deserves it πŸ˜‚

This recap has everything! All the KFYR segments, pictures of puppies, weird emotional shout outs... please read! I'm making an effort here people πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

sorry not sorry if I'm being annoying about all the Lil Canoli stuff but I live a small life and this is the most exciting thing that's happened to me in years πŸ˜‚πŸ©·πŸ˜ŽπŸ©πŸͺ©πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Howdy howdy howdy! I feel like this whole saga needed a bow on top wrapping everything up so here we go! The fine folks over at Dakota Recreation Repair returned Lil Canoli last Friday afternoon all spiffed up and ready to make his debut back into society!! I cannot even tell you how good he looks!....

πŸŽ‰ Exciting news, Canoli fans! I've tried recapping the saga with another super rambly blog post! Read more here: https:/...
04/15/2025

πŸŽ‰ Exciting news, Canoli fans! I've tried recapping the saga with another super rambly blog post! Read more here: https://wix.to/pjaSIgC

Howdy howdy howdy! I feel like this whole saga needed a bow on top wrapping everything up so here we go! The fine folks over at Dakota Recreation Repair returned Lil Canoli last Friday afternoon all spiffed up and ready to make his debut back into society!! I cannot even tell you how good he looks!....

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