09/22/2026
Tuesday Staff Meeting: We Have a Problem…
Ray Charles had his tool belt, his hammer, and a whole lot of confidence… but there was one tiny problem.
Ray finally admitted, “I may have taken on a little too much.” 😂
So Tuesday’s staff meeting was called.
Ray waddled to the front of the table, adjusted his crooked glasses and announced:
“I need extra eyes… which means I need STAFF!”
The room went completely silent.
Ray waited.
Then he said, “Well? I can't see anybody volunteering!” 😂
Someone finally muttered, “Do we get hazard pay?”
Ray grabbed his clipboard.
“Alright then. I need someone to be my eyes, someone to handle the tools
A long pause.
Then a little voice from the back said…
“So basically… we need a whole crew just to supervise Ray?”
To be continued…