Hermette Wireless

08/02/2024

Unplug and cut the cord. Get disconnected by joining the world’s worst wireless service.

05/05/2024

04/18/2024

This month’s issue features the most ecological phone in history… you guessed it! Hermette Wireless!!!

04/18/2024

This month’s Edible Manhattan magazine is obsesssed with Hermette Wireless. We disconnect so infrequently and connect with what we are actually doing so rarely… only Hermette Wireless can give you your life back.

11/02/2022

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Knock the hustle. Disconnect with Hermette Wireless. www.hermettewireless.com

Hermette Wireless is the leave me alone phone plan. Add our crappy service that doesn't work anywhere to your phone. Or purchase a wooden phone hewn from scrap lumber by American artists. Either way, no one will be able to bother you. WORTH EVERY PENNY. www.hermettewireless.com

10/21/2022

Watch now (29 min) | Bushwick Book Club Presents A Live Show of New Original Songs And Art Celebrating the Critically Acclaimed Debut of Author Jocelyn Nicole Johnson: MY MONTICELLO - THIS TUESDAY OCTOBER 25th.

09/09/2022

Our phone booth.

09/07/2022

One happy customer. Artist DaNice Marshall’s incredible Hermette Wireless original will debut in December. Stay tuned.

06/19/2022

Happy Father’s Day

03/22/2022

Regain your sense of direction. Our wooden phones connect you to your natural sense of direction. Gets yours today! Or tomorrow. Whatever! Link in bio!