08/23/2026
Hello. I am Nero. I would like to explain my system.
Step one: I flop.
That is the whole system.
It works for breakfast. It works for belly rubs. It works for the warm spot on the pillow that somebody else was sitting in. I have never needed a step two.
My humans wrote a book about it, which feels correct. It is called THE FLOPPING CAT, it is for small people ages 2 to 5, and I am told they will start flopping too. Good. The system spreads.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HBN1QDQ6
If you like it, leave a short review. My humans check. I have seen them check.
The Flopping Cat