Captain Vitas Heroic Blog

05/22/2026

Hey Ya'll!

Cap' here!! So you wanna know what the Captain has been up to since abandoning my annoying-as-sh*t "Good-Guy" persona & embracing the darkest parts of my always winning, sweet ass personality...? I've kept my balls tucked & clean-shaven to make it so I am more aerodynamically inclined with this killer cape on.

Anywho, I've also been thinking that it's bout time that I let my balls drop & finally divulge some radical details about the impending avalanche of video content i'll be posting on my FB page & YT channel!!!

I'll be posting a schedule of the various broadcasts of the Games I'll be playing(part of the Cap's growing collection of software)

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04/16/2026

This WEEK!!

A RANDOM PS5 GAME I'M CURRENTLY PLAYING...

MONSTER TRUCK CHAMPIONSHIP
Developed by Teyon

Original Release Year: 2021
Reception upon Release: Mixed

*Wanna Chat Me Up About A Particular Videogame? Or Have a Recommendation on my Game Broadcast Schedule? Wanna Inquire About a Giveaway or a Contest??
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04/15/2026

Captain Vitas Heroic Blog has started doing something radically different these days and in an effort to broaden our reach, to grow our audience here on as well as So, we've effectively decided on branching out from just covering and will now do Video Reviews on other sh*t you may like or "dig", as the kids would say?

So, Fair Citizens of the city... Or, should I say ya' bunch of whining little pukes!!

Captain DEAD a.k.a formerly known as Captain VITA is doing a Video Review of a Toy!

The Lightsaber itself is pretty kick-ass and I'd give it a 5-star review!! Well worth the price, take the Cap's word for it.

04/08/2026

🤔 So in my realm of thought, one of my grand ideas to further broaden and attract a bigger audience to my page/channel was to do other like minded media content that had to do with other hobbies other than videogames ...so therefore, I figured the Cap' lives to collect things, namely videogames BUT I do happen to amass a collection, a modest collection of other things, such as.... my Airsoft Gun collection!

So with that being said... it's now time to do another Video Review of another Airsoft weapon... This month's Airsoft Gun is a Tech-9 variant and is probably one of the better ones I've purchased over the last year since I started this collection!

It's only downfall is the fact that it doesn't feature a automatic firing option, only manual.... But, not to worry!

The manual firing option is awesome and the distance of the dart is somewhere between 25 to 35 feet! Impressive and the gun is built to last, doesn't feel cheap!

Final Verdict:
5 Stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

04/06/2026

Captain VITA(left image) & Captain DEAD(right image)

04/06/2026

• CAPTAIN DEAD REVIEWS •
THE OFFICIALLY LICENSED SEAGATE/PLAYSTATION
External Hard Drive(2 TB. HDD) [for] PLAYSTATION 5
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I'd say hello fellow citizens but that was the "old me" and now... uh, when I think bout certain stuff like that I get this feeling of..... meh?

So, yeah you can be grateful that the Cap' still gives a damn about gaming and so, with that being said, I'm doing a Video Review of an Officially Licensed product for Sony's popular home consoles, which can be utilized for both the & consoles... it's the PlayStation External Hard Drive developed by Seagate technologies.

It appears the HDDs will come in two available variations of memory space, with one holding 2 TB & the other featuring a whopping 5 TB [Terabytes]

I am reviewing the 2 TB model and it's pretty friggin' snazzy, folks! It even comes with a matching LED blue light like the one on your PS5.

Final Verdict:

I give it an..... A+

This external HDD is damn near perfect!
Only con is I wish it had more memory and didn't cost so much!

04/04/2026

Captain VITA is no MORE!!

I AM NO LONGER A HAPPY GO LUCKY SUPERHERO, FOLKS!

I HAVE EMBRACED THE DARKER SIDE OF MY TWISTED PERSONALITY AND NOW IM A SUPER VILLAIN AH HAHAHAHAHA UH HUH

04/04/2026

Gameplay of GREYHILL INCIDENT -on- (PS5)

Those damn pesky annoying little grey headed as****es won't leave the Captain the f**k alone!!!

Be gone with you!!