Captain Vitas Heroic Blog

Captain Vitas Heroic Blog Join the illustrious and coolest SuperHero, Captain-Vita, as I boldly claim the stupendous virtues of Sonys awesome yet underrated handheld, the PS Vita!

So ya' wanna know more about the Captain, eh? Captain Vita isn't just a moniker for me, it's also my alter ego, known by most intelligent people as the one & only Sony Superhero!! Yes, I'm a Superhero who also happens to be a die-hard gamer, more specifically a die-hard PlayStation Gamer! On my official page, Captain Vita's Heroic Blog, you'll find my savvy opinion pieces, brutally honest videogam

e reviews, super-cool & downright awesome screenshots, a collection of videos involving game playthroughs, hints & tips, commentary, contests & giveaways! Plus, you'll be able to peruse & look at a bevy of random photo posts & my own private library of game art!! If you're a fan of PlayStation, then you owe it to yourself to visit the Cap's page.... Hell, why not subscribe & follow Captain Vita's Heroic Blog!

02/26/2025

Short Animated Film, SUNDAY MORNING

It's a short film I wrote, animated, produced and directed!

Check it out!

02/26/2025

SUNDAY MORNING is a Short Animated Film I wrote, produced, animated & directed!

The theme of the short deals with the very idea of isolation, loneliness and of course depression.

If anyone you know is suffering from a recent loss or is just dealing with depression in everyday life, please reach out to them or those who feel the need to just talk!

You can ALWAYS DM here on FB, if you need someone to talk to or to just listen, I'm here!

12/23/2024

The Captain playing Horror Game,
. Let's see how well I can play while dealing with the various distractions(you'll see my noggin peering away, taking my eyes off the screen) occurring during some of the more tense moments in the game.

I will say this though.... does manage, at least for me anyways, to create a sense of nervousness and even, at times, some moments of manic fear on a few occasions, these moments are mainly when your back is turned and you're frantically attempting to unlock some of the more difficult doors, near the end of the game.

The game isn't too difficult, but does present some challenges. The best way to play this title, once again I probably sound like a broken record, but the best way to play this title is with a headset! Okay, repeat after me... "With .....A ......Headset". You gotta play with a headset! The Sound is pretty damn vital in this game, so if you haven't a headset, ya' poor bastard, lying around in that trash-heap dump you call a home! Then I uh ..... I uh?? Wait just a sec, I realized what I just said.

Oh, I want to apologize.... I'm-I'm um.... I'm so Sorry! I'm being rude and mean. I'm-I'm being a big meanie and that's not how a Superhero of my caliber should act!! I don't need this getting out to the press that the Cap had been mean to our good citizens. That was way outta line for me, I apologize.
Ya' know, for all I know it could be nice living in the sewer, that's your choice ya' know, so yeah.... Whatever 'floats ya' boat' sorta speak. Anyways, I'm getting off-track here....

Just turn the volume UP is all I'm saying, okay?! You gotta be able to hear the baddie walking and wandering around the big ol' scary house. And when you hear those thumping footsteps drawing nearer.... HIDE!!

The game is straight forward and, as the player, you pretty much know what you're doing and what you have to do next, in terms of progress and such. One more thing I'll say, there's a lot of searching through cabinets and drawers and I mean A LOT!!!

It got to be tiresome, as you search for keys to unlock doors, where annoyingly most are stashed away in these f*cking things .....I don't want to look at another cabinet or drawer for a couple days now.

CAPTAIN VITA's FINAL VERDICT___________________3 DAYS TO LIVE_________

SCORE: [ 3/5 ] 3 out of 5 STARS - ✴✴✴

Game Available

Perhaps you wanna know where my illustrious Superhero name comes from?? I'll throw ya' a hint....
12/22/2024

Perhaps you wanna know where my illustrious Superhero name comes from??
I'll throw ya' a hint....

DUKE NUKEM in all his bad-ass glory, baby!
12/22/2024

DUKE NUKEM in all his bad-ass glory, baby!

12/22/2024

Go Ahead!! Watch me as I, everyone's favorite gaming superhero, make a complete outta myself as I play this creepy horror game that I've downloaded from the . You could say I kind of took the coward's approach to this playthrough, but I beg to differ!!

I was merely taking the observer stance and although it sorta looked like I was playing cowardly, its just your eyes, my friends. Its just your eyes playing dastardly tricks on you, mm'kay? The Captain wouldn't lead you astray, you can trust me, you can trust

Cartman in 3D image
11/09/2024

Cartman in 3D image

11/04/2024

______CAPTAIN VITA PLAYS SOME SORT OF GAME??_______

Again! Here we are, my friends. I've another random playthrough of another random Horror Game. The title of this one is lost on me?? I can't seem to remember, hell, I barely remember playing the damn thing!! It must've been one of those nights for the Captain.

You know what I'm talking about, we've ALL had one of those nights before... The Cap' had gone on one of those benders, had one too many drinks ....could've been beer or wine, a few too many cocktails, who knows??

Nights like those... all-night benders are a reaction to something, could be anything.... But for me, for the Captain, it all stemmed from THE incident and when I say THE incident.... I'll explain.....

One of my arch rivals, Colonel Crank, a fellow Super like myself but what little did I know at first, in the beginning, he had become a good friend ...but it was a ruse, you see. He wasnt a so-called good-guy, this man had been secretly working for the other team, the EVIL TEAM, the BAD GUYS and I had discovered my friend turned nemesis you could say...

Colonel Crank, the bastard had known my super secret superhero password, a password I had once entrusted to him and he used my super secret superhero password to gain entry to my awesome Super Secret SuperHero Lair, crept into my Super Lair one cold and quiet night with his evil agenda to betray me and he.... He bursted into my living quarters with a purpose and he.... And he.... well, there's no other way to put this......
But he F*CKED my Super Wife!!

In OUR ROOM!!
In MY BED!!!
I suspect even on the FLOOR OF OUR BEDROOM!!
The bastard had left evidence, you see.... His Super-Semen was littered ALL OVER MY NICE LUSH, TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR CARPET!!!!

And to top it off, my dear wife wasn't so dear as I discovered the scandalous w***e had been going behind my cape and screwing the Colonel for months!! They became my enemies that night and to deal with the betrayal of both of them.... I chose to deal with my situation with drink, many, many, many, many drinks. So, long story short this is how I came to play this game I haven't the faintest idea what its called?? If anyone could help me out, does anyone know what the title is?

Anyways enjoy!!



11/04/2024

________CAPTAIN VITA PLAYS SOME SORT OF HORROR GAME??__________

Playing the Horror Survival App, 3 Days To Live ...? I believe that is what it's called??
Its a decent little game available on the # AmazonAppStore

Okay, so here's a sorta random playthrough of the game in question.... So, enjoy!!


10/25/2024

After a long hard day, flying from one end of the city to the other while dealing with a damn frustrating we**ie, which is all thanks to my new spandex tights which carry an inate ability where the fabric crawls up my ass towards the nether regions!! It happens 9 out of 10 damn times when I take flight!
The rest of the day I'm bustin' the usual perps- purse snatchers and jive asses, amish pimps and corrupt politicians... sometime later in the day I have my routine "chance encouter" with my rival, doing battle with my arch nemesis, which by the way, he always seems to slip from my iron grasp and make a clever get away!

So, finally..... At the end of the Captain's day.... I can sit down and play some games!!

So tonight.....

Captain Vita PLAYS

I encourage you fine people to sit back, watch as I kick some merry old ass and above all else..... Enjoy!!

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