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Queer, female, goat, chicken, soap, yarn, tragically comedic jack of all trades, master of pun.

Am I a major hick or is this just how life is in the city? I, admittedly, go to great lengths to avoid paid lots on pr...
06/19/2026

Am I a major hick or is this just how life is in the city?

I, admittedly, go to great lengths to avoid paid lots on principle but will spend a few bucks here and there for parking but this is just insane, right?

Image description: a public parking lot in Atlanta advertising $50 a day parking.

06/19/2026

Happy Juneteenth! I had a whole thing written about it and tagged some of my favorite black creators but FB said it wasn't allowed and deleted my whole post.

So, let's use this comment section as a spot to recommend some your favorites and I'll share mine.

Making our feeds diverse makes the world a smaller and happier place.

06/19/2026

The silkies coop is so peaceful again.

06/19/2026

First morning with a full flock release!

(That sounds lovely, eh?)

This 6 footer was a grower not a shower. He was super fat with lots of eggs and gave no resistance when Jen pulled him ...
06/19/2026

This 6 footer was a grower not a shower. He was super fat with lots of eggs and gave no resistance when Jen pulled him from the coop.

We don't want to spook the new birds with a slithery sleepover tonight.

Image description: big ass grey rat snake.

Some girls want flowers, some girls want their flowers eaten. I think we all know which girl I am. Image description: a ...
06/18/2026

Some girls want flowers, some girls want their flowers eaten.

I think we all know which girl I am.

Image description: a le***an lover presents a bouquet of chickens in red, black and speckled.

06/18/2026

Well smack my butt and call me Donny, this is anticlimactic after.

But the chickens and guineas are moved! Part 7

Ma'am, this level of carnage in protest of moving coops was unnecessary. The chances of death by chicken are low, but no...
06/18/2026

Ma'am, this level of carnage in protest of moving coops was unnecessary.

The chances of death by chicken are low, but not zero.

Image description: a brunette woman holds a smallish white chicken. The woman's mouth is cut from nose to lip from the chicken biting her.

Not pictured: any regrets from said chicken.

06/18/2026

It's moving day!!

The only reason to go out in this heat is for chanterelles and LFP and I picked just under 4 lbs in about 20 minutes tod...
06/17/2026

The only reason to go out in this heat is for chanterelles and LFP and I picked just under 4 lbs in about 20 minutes today.

While my goal was quantity, his goal was beauty.

He specifically asked me to take photos with these two perfect chanterelles and subsequently picked a pose and worked it.

I'm excited to put these up a ton so we can have them all year long.

Image description: 3 photos of a little boy in a green shirt. He holds a small, round, orange mushroom up to his ear like a flower and poses with wide, innocent doe eyes in 2 of the photos and in another holds up a massive orange mushroom the same way. At his gold, glitter covered feet are even more mushrooms growing through the woods.

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