30/07/2025
my wife and kids had gone out for the evening and left me home alone to do chores and prepare dinner for myself. So naturally, I made scrambled eggs and toast. In an unusual circumstance, probably because I was alone, I was wearing earbuds and listening to music. Typically, I’m a fairly talented egg maker and hardly ever leave any egg starched into the pan, but this evening with my headphones in I was somehow out of touch with the heat of the pan and the eggs began to stick to the bottom. after reducing the heat and tossing and turning the eggs for a couple of minutes until they were cooked, i dispatched them into the bowl I had on standby. I put my pan down and began to turn away when I was struck by the shape of the egg remaining in the pan. I could not help but see the continent of Australia in the bottom of my cooking basin. Clearly I was in my kitchen for this remarkable event and thus had a banana for scale, however due to Its embarassing overripeness i did not Include It in the photo.
