Wahkiakum County Weather & Road Report

Wahkiakum County Weather & Road Report Serving Wahkiakum County, here you’ll get up to date road & weather & ferry reports. (THIS PAGE IS NOT MONITORED)

10/10/2025

Wahkiakum County Friday Forecast – “The Sky’s Crying Again” Edition ☔️

Friday:
Well folks, grab your raincoat, your backup raincoat, and maybe a small canoe — because the sky’s about to start leaking again! Expect a 90% chance of rain, which in local terms means it’s definitely happening. High near 63°, perfect for pretending it’s still summer while wading through puddles. Winds will start from the east-southeast at 6 mph, then change their minds mid-afternoon and swing south-southwest, because even the wind in Wahkiakum can’t commit.

Friday Night:
The rain might take a nap early on, but don’t be fooled — it’s just reloading. Expect more sprinkles after 4 a.m., as if the clouds set an alarm just to mess with you. Low around 48°, ideal for curling up and wondering why you still live somewhere with “rain likely” as a personality trait. 🌧️

Summary:
If you see sunshine, report it immediately — it’s probably lost.

10/10/2025

⚡ Thunder & Lightning Warning — Wahkiakum County ⚡

Issued: 7:16 PM (1916 hours)
Location: Activity reported above Willow Grove in Longview, moving West toward Wahkiakum County.

🚨 Warning: Thunder and lightning have been reported in the area. Residents are advised to:
• Move indoors immediately — avoid open fields, metal objects, and tall trees.
• Unplug electronics to prevent power surge damage.
• Stay off the water and avoid contact with plumbing or wiring.
• If you’re driving, use caution — heavy rain and reduced visibility may accompany this storm.

⚠️ Stay tuned for further updates as this cell continues through the area. Lightning can strike up to 10 miles from the storm — if you can hear thunder, you’re close enough to be struck.

Stay safe, Wahkiakum County! 🌩️

K**b Point Fire Update: The fire is fully lined and 80% contained as of this morning. Crews are working today, and we ar...
10/09/2025

K**b Point Fire Update: The fire is fully lined and 80% contained as of this morning. Crews are working today, and we are optimistic for rain forecasted to begin this evening.

10/09/2025

🌦️ Wahkiakum County’s Very Serious Weather Forecast (Not Really)

Today:
There’s a 30% chance of rain between 3 and 5 p.m.—so basically, Mother Nature’s playing roulette again. It might rain. It might not. It’s like that one friend who says they’re “on their way” but you know they’re still in pajamas. Expect increasing clouds and a high near 67°, which is perfect weather for both complaining it’s too hot and too cold. Southeast wind around 6 mph—just enough to blow your freshly raked leaves into your neighbor’s yard.

Tonight:
Rain moves in after 10 p.m., because the sky apparently likes to cry itself to sleep. Low around 50°, so grab a blanket and maybe a snack for emotional support. Winds shift north at 6 mph, which means your rain will now come from a completely different direction—fun! About a tenth to a quarter inch of rain is expected, or as we call it here, “barely a drizzle but enough to ruin your hair.” ☔️

So, keep your raincoat handy, your coffee warm, and your sense of humor even warmer. It’s just another beautiful, slightly soggy day in Wahkiakum County! 😄

10/08/2025

🌦️ Wahkiakum County Forecast: “Barely a Drizzle, but Definitely Drama” Edition 🌦️

Today: Mother Nature’s feeling generous — a whole 10% chance of rain after 5pm. That’s right, just enough to ruin your car wash but not enough to justify bringing an umbrella. Expect mostly sunny skies and a high near 63°, which is local code for “shorts and a hoodie weather.” Winds out of the west-northwest at a rebellious 6 to 8 mph — just enough to mess up your hair if you care.

Tonight: A slight chance of rain before 9pm, then she takes a break and tries again after 11pm. Temperatures drop to a cozy 45°, perfect for arguing over whether it’s too early to turn the heat on. Chance of precipitation: 30%, or as we call it here — “guaranteed rain if you just washed your truck.”

☀️ Enjoy the sunshine while it lasts, Wahkiakum — we all know the rain is just waiting behind a tree with a bucket. 🌧️

10/07/2025

😂 Wahkiakum County’s Forecast of Fabulousness 😂

Today:
It’s gonna be so sunny you’ll start questioning your life choices if you put on long sleeves. High near 78 — that’s “BBQ in the driveway” weather, folks. Winds start from the east-southeast at 5 to 8 mph, gently delivering the scent of someone else’s bacon, before switching to west-northwest later — because even the wind can’t make up its mind around here.

Tonight:
Partly cloudy with a low around 48 — cool enough to regret not bringing your jacket, but not cool enough to actually go back inside to get it. Winds 8 to 13 mph, gusting up to 21 mph, just enough to make your recycling bin chase dreams of freedom down the street.

🌞☕ So grab your sunglasses, your favorite sarcastic attitude, and maybe a bungee cord for your trash cans — it’s a classic Wahkiakum weather day!

K**b Point Fire UpdateThis post will serve as the official update hub for the K**b Point Fire burning in the Clatsop Sta...
10/07/2025

K**b Point Fire Update
This post will serve as the official update hub for the K**b Point Fire burning in the Clatsop State Forest.

Please follow this post and check the comments regularly for the most current information.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEDate: Monday, October 6, 2025Contact: Oregon Department of Forestry – Astoria DistrictPhone: (503) ...
10/06/2025

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Date: Monday, October 6, 2025
Contact: Oregon Department of Forestry – Astoria District
Phone: (503) 325-5451
Website: https://www.oregon.gov/odf

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ODF Responds to Wildfire Reported Near K**b Point

ASTORIA, Ore. – At approximately 8:00 a.m. Monday morning, the National Interagency Fire Center reported a wildfire burning within the Clatsop State Forest. The incident, identified as the K**b Point Fire, is located approximately one mile southeast of K**b Point and about nine miles southeast of Knappa.

The size and full extent of the fire have not yet been determined. According to Melissa Payne, Administrative Assistant with the Oregon Department of Forestry’s Astoria District, “the event is unfolding” and “resources are being deployed” to the affected area.

ODF fire crews, supported by additional ground and aerial resources, are actively responding to the scene. Initial priorities include assessing fire behavior, determining potential spread, and protecting nearby natural and structural resources.

At this time, there are no reports of threatened structures or evacuations. The cause of the fire remains under investigation.

Members of the public are asked to avoid the area to ensure safety and allow firefighting personnel unobstructed access. Smoke may be visible from surrounding communities, including Knappa and portions of eastern Clatsop County.

Further updates will be provided as information becomes available.

10/06/2025

🌞 Wahkiakum County’s Ridiculously Sunny Forecast 🌞

Today:
Break out the sunglasses, sunscreen, and maybe a fan because Wahkiakum County is showing off today! Expect sunshine so bright it might file for a restraining order against clouds. High near 76 — basically the weather equivalent of a perfectly toasted marshmallow. An east-southeast wind around 8 mph will later switch to northeast, just to keep things spicy. 🌬️😎

Tonight:
The stars will be out and the sky will be so clear you’ll question if someone upgraded reality’s graphics settings. Low around 50 — perfect for sitting outside pretending you’re in a cozy camping commercial. East wind 7 to 9 mph, just enough to gently remind you that summer’s on its last call. 🌙✨

Summary:
It’s sunny, it’s calm, it’s suspiciously nice — so if you’ve got outdoor plans, today’s your day before the weather realizes it’s supposed to live in the Pacific Northwest. 🌲😂

Traffic Advisory – SR 409 Closure Once Again. The Washington State Department of Transportation (WSDOT) is advising moto...
10/05/2025

Traffic Advisory – SR 409 Closure Once Again.

The Washington State Department of Transportation (WSDOT) is advising motorists of a planned closure on State Route 409.
• Date: Tuesday, October 7, 2025
• Time: 7:00 AM to 4:00 PM
• Location: Between milepost 1.2 and milepost 1.75 (W Bernie Slough & Welcome Slough Rd)

During this time, SR 409 will be fully closed to all traffic for necessary work. Travelers are encouraged to plan ahead, seek alternate routes, and allow for additional travel time.

We appreciate the public’s patience and cooperation as crews complete this important project to maintain safe travel conditions.

For updates on this and other roadwork, please visit the WSDOT travel alerts page or follow official WSDOT communications.

10/05/2025

🌞 Cathlamet’s Comedy Forecast – “The Great Sun Extravaganza!”

Today:
Hold onto your iced coffees, folks — it’s actually sunny! 😎 Expect a high near 71, perfect for pretending you’re productive while you secretly sunbathe. The north-northeast wind will blow at 9 to 11 mph, just enough to ruin your hair but not enough to knock over your lawn chair. Gusts could hit 18 mph — nature’s way of saying, “Don’t wear a hat.” 🎩💨

Tonight:
Mostly clear with a low around 47 — ideal weather for stargazing, or realizing you left the window open and now your house is an icebox. 🌌 The wind will switch teams, going east-southeast after midnight, probably after a long meeting where it couldn’t decide what direction it wanted in life.

☀️ In short: enjoy the sunshine while it lasts — you know it’s suspicious when Cathlamet looks this nice.

10/04/2025

🌦️ Wahkiakum County Comedy Forecast 🌦️

Today:
We’ve got a 50/50 chance of showers this morning, which basically means Mother Nature is flipping a coin. Heads = rain, tails = sun, and somehow she always cheats. Expect partly sunny skies with highs around 67°, which is perfect weather for deciding whether to wear a hoodie or regret not wearing one. Winds will gently shift from the north to the west northwest at 5–10 mph—just enough to blow your hair into your mouth when you’re trying to drink coffee outside.

Tonight:
There’s a 20% chance of showers before 8pm—so, pretty much just enough to ruin your BBQ but not enough to water your lawn. Skies will be partly cloudy with a low near 49°, so keep your favorite blanket close (or your least favorite relative, if you need the extra warmth). Winds will ease to the northeast after midnight, probably whispering secrets about tomorrow’s weather that we’re not supposed to know yet.

☀️🌧️ In short: expect everything, prepare for nothing, and don’t trust the sky—it’s shady.

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