Nevaeh Petty

06/11/2026

Janitor is all mad because I went to DQ today with PJM instead of him 🙄 I literally had to ratchet-strap him to the roof of my car, it was NOT romantic at ALL 🍦

06/06/2026

For my 23rd birthday the CEO of Celina 52 Truck Stop took me on a little weekend birthday trip to celebrate! 🤩

He was a little insistent that we spend the majority of our time in the hot tub together but other than that it was an amazing weekend! I have the best CEO ever 🥰🎉🎂

06/04/2026

I finally switched from Tinder to Bumble to try dating and this guy I went out with audibly GAGGED when I explained how to safely pick up pressurized parking lot jugs in the summer heat.

Sorry you don't have trade skills "Kyle", but some of us are actually building a career here 💅🏻🙄🍹

06/01/2026

My mom just asked if I could help her fit in her old wedding dress since she's thinking about giving Jerry a second chance. We already took turns divorcing him once and I think we need an intervention because I absolutely cannot do this again 🙅🏼‍♀️🛑

05/28/2026

The pediatrician told me that Shed Baby needs more iron in his diet, so I’ve started letting him chew on a cast iron pan. I'm really starting to get the hang of the single-mother thing! 🥰🍳

05/27/2026

This was so cool to find!! Is it weird that I hope that it’s p**s? 🙃 there’s something funny about imagining the horse & buggy truckers dumping p**s jugs 😋

HISTORIC DISCOVERY: Our lot worker Nevaeh discovered a buried Gatorade glass bottle near the scales this morning while picking up truck driver urine jugs. The bottle likely dates back to the late 1800s.

We will be sending it to a lab to determine the liquid is the original Gatorade or p**s. If it comes back conclusive as urine, we will begin accepting offers from museums to display the bottle. If it's just Gatorade, we will clean and restock it.

05/25/2026

Happy Memorial Day! 🇺🇸🦅 We're having a huge co****le tournament at Celina 52 Truck Stop to celebrate the long weekend.

The truckers have been so happy to teach me the proper stance and how to aim the shot right for the hole! ❤️🤍💙

05/22/2026

I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED TO ANYONE ESPECIALLY NOT JANITOR!! We are just coworkers...I wouldn't even call us FRIENDS at this point. 🤬😡

We are aware of Wedding Invitations placed around town for the impending marriage of our Janitor and his coworker Nevaeh Petty, showing a date of July 25, 2026. Please disregard these flyers, as Janitor posted them with a fake date to confuse Buc-ee's spies to prevent them from sabotaging his actual wedding day.

The real invitations will be mailed to the victims once Janitor informs Nevaeh the real day he is marrying her.

05/21/2026

At yoga today the instructor told us to visualize what brings us inner peace. I just spent forty minutes in downward dog daydreaming about my ex-husband/stepfather accidentally getting run over by Blind Donny's forklift and my Chakras are finally feeling balanced.

Namaste🧘🏼‍♀️✨🚜