Weaber Valley Parent Teacher Association

Weaber Valley Parent Teacher Association Officially offucial Weaber Valley PTA book face page! Watching your kids so you don't have to!

02/01/2025

Dear community of Weaber Valley,

Just a friendly reminder, you MUST pick up your children at the end of each day. This is not a negotiable rule.

Regards,
Karen Rankin
Weaber Valley PTA
President, Treasurer, and Secretary

Dear community of Weaber Valley, RUN!Regards, Karen Rankin Weaber Valley PTA President, Treasurer, and Secretary
01/16/2025

Dear community of Weaber Valley,

RUN!

Regards,
Karen Rankin
Weaber Valley PTA
President, Treasurer, and Secretary

Dear community of Weaber Valley,That pain in the ass sweet specially inclined pervert Jasper Noballs chewed through his/...
01/13/2025

Dear community of Weaber Valley,

That pain in the ass sweet specially inclined pervert Jasper Noballs chewed through his/hers/its rope and escaped from the school again this morning. He/she/it was last seen running toward the sheep farm out past Leopolds Point with no pants pulling on his little pudster as he/she/it likes to refer to it.

He/she/it may be in possession of rubber boots and velcro gloves, hide your livestock again!

We are sorry this keeps happening, it's truly hard taking care of the special ones in society.

Please lure him/her/it to a humane trap using cold fried chicken gizzards. His third chin goes crazy for those! You can literally see it start to quiver from a mile away! Once trapped, I guess you can drop him/her/it back off here if you don't want to keep him/her/it.

Regards,
Karen Rankin
Weaber Valley PTA
President, Treasurer, and Secretary

01/13/2025

Dear community of Weaber Valley,

I'm single and ready to mingle!

Regards,
Karen Rankin
Weaber Valley PTA
President, Treasurer, and Secretary

Dear Community of Weaber Valley, SPECIAL ALERT BULLETIN One of our special needs children Jasper Noballs is missing! He ...
01/09/2025

Dear Community of Weaber Valley,

SPECIAL ALERT BULLETIN

One of our special needs children Jasper Noballs is missing! He ran away from the Primary Secondary School for the Specially Inclined after being scolded for fondling himself onstage while wearing a ladies dress.

We unfortunately do not have an up to date picture of him/her all dolled out and in makeup. You will just need to imagine his effeminate face with drag queen makeup on.

If found please call animal control. DO NOT APPROACH! He hasn't eaten for awhile and his third chin must be ravenous! He may attack and eat you if provoked!

If animal control is busy, then go ahead and just shoot him, the world would be a better place for us all!

Regards,
Karen Rankin
President, Treasurer, and Secretary
Weaber Valley PTA

Dear all,It's not enough I'm completely broke and picking up p**s jugs all day long? Now THIS!I blame you all for this!R...
01/08/2025

Dear all,

It's not enough I'm completely broke and picking up p**s jugs all day long? Now THIS!
I blame you all for this!

Regards you bastards,
Karen Rankin
Chief p**s jug collector
Pleasant Mart

01/07/2025

Dear Burrhead Jones ,

Here is today's productivity report.

We have confiscated the following items from the bathroom and back lot…

16 p**s jugs over 1 gallon
8 p**s jugs under 1 gallon
5 bags of human f***s
42 m**h needles - used
19 condoms - used
2 pairs undergarments with skid marks intact
1 half eaten sandwich
4 grams co***ne
14 grams Mexican red-hair Ma*****na
1 .45 caliber handgun
3 girly magazines

Regards,
Karen Rankin
Chief Custodian
Pleasant Mart

12/29/2024

Dear Mr. Burrhead (BurryBear) Jones,

I miss our short talks about car parts and manifold pressure. I miss your dark brooding eyes, even the left one that kind of looks the other way. I miss your smell of manly musk mixed with engine oil.

What do you miss about me my BurryBear?

Regards,
Karen Rankin
Weaber Valley PTA
President, Treasurer, and Secretary

12/27/2024

Dear community of Weaber Valley,

I'm still in the hospital. The doctors say it's a miracle I'm alive after my sweet tea was spiked by huge amounts of alcohol and marrywanna! That evil ex of mine Burrhead Jones was definitely behind this attempted assassination so he can steal my seats on the PTA!

The good news is that the kind and very cute doctor explained to me that it's not possible to become pregnant from having your cankles rubbed, and the morning sickness was likely just gas, the doctor and I are going out tonight so he can explain the process of impregnation to me in detail!

Regards,
Karen Rankin
Weaber Valley PTA
President, Treasurer, and Secretary

12/27/2024

Dear community of Weaber Valley,

I am in the hospital barely clinging to life after Burrhead Jones tried to kill me last night by spiking my tea with 11 bottles of jack daniels and who knows what else. Pray for little Bubba and I!

Regards,
Karen Rankin
Weaber Valley PTA
President, Treasurer, and Secretary

12/26/2024

Deer community of weeabre county,

Ove had a few drunks an i want everyoone know that Burrhead Jones abandoned me an his unborn children on Christmas and I hate him! I'd loke to offer up one thoosand murican dollars to anyone who mite happen to run him over, or make him fall down some strs or whatever. So long as he hurts like I do aming.

Regarding,
Karen Rankin
Weebres ptA
President and sumthin

Anither jack an teqeela ok?

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