Blackwater aka “ The One Shoe” Ranch

Blackwater aka “ The One Shoe” Ranch Welcome to Blackwater aka “One Shoe” Ranch! Nestled on 20 acres in MO, home to a host of hilarious characters who merely tolerate the human one shoed lady.
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Join in the adventures of the bratty horses, devious goats, dogs, and Julian the opinionated gander

Skittles sounded the alarm, the horses declared a full chase, and Delaney the new goat thought it was an equestrian welc...
10/13/2025

Skittles sounded the alarm, the horses declared a full chase, and Delaney the new goat thought it was an equestrian welcome parade. Meanwhile, the Great Pyrenees? Still snoring through the drama. Farm hierarchy remains: chaos reigns, naps prevail. 🐐🐴🐑🐕💤

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10/11/2025

Silly animals!

Popsicle plans his escape to get to the apples….
10/10/2025

Popsicle plans his escape to get to the apples….

10/10/2025
The Desperate W***h AppealThe Farm W***h says we need more “interaction.”I say we need more peas.Until both are achieved...
10/10/2025

The Desperate W***h Appeal

The Farm W***h says we need more “interaction.”
I say we need more peas.

Until both are achieved, I’ll be dramatically honking into the void.

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🗨️ Comment and share a pic of your favorite farm animal( hers is ME of course)
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Julian is in rare form this am- he wrote this furiously with Stella the undead Kelpie as his scribe, so excuse the typos...
10/09/2025

Julian is in rare form this am- he wrote this furiously with Stella the undead Kelpie as his scribe, so excuse the typos and graveyard dirt from her regeneration plot lol

My gorgeous wildflowers are stealing the show
10/08/2025

My gorgeous wildflowers are stealing the show

Gorgeous moon and skies - and a beautiful sunset 🌅. Good times with my grandson and family!
10/08/2025

Gorgeous moon and skies - and a beautiful sunset 🌅. Good times with my grandson and family!

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Centerview, MO

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+18163451481

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