Eddie Pence

Eddie Pence Comedian for hire or something.

05/29/2026

Don’t go to the Hollywood Walk of Fame to see Stars. I mean you see Stars, just not the kind you were expecting to see. You should still take a picture with them though.
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My boy…..err young man got a whole spread in the North Hollywood High yearbook about his Star Wars collection (Pssst som...
05/29/2026

My boy…..err young man got a whole spread in the North Hollywood High yearbook about his Star Wars collection (Pssst some of it’s mine). What can I say? He makes me proud everyday. He’s a super nerd, he’s captain of the football team, he loves all the dorky s**t I do and on top of all of that he’s the kindest human being I’ve ever met.

Some people don’t change your life all at once, they just arrive and suddenly life feels better. That’s what you did on...
05/13/2026

Some people don’t change your life all at once, they just arrive and suddenly life feels better. That’s what you did on May 13th 2009. You showed up (after 28 hours of labor, sorry .pence) and made our life’s better. HAPPY BIRTHDAY . You’re the greatest thing that’s ever happened to us (except for those 28 hours of labor). LOVE YOU BUDDY.

05/06/2026

Happy Revenge of the 6th to all who celebrate….and remember not all Jedi are great.

05/05/2026

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.

05/04/2026

May the 4th be with you… and remember Han Solo is a d!ck.

I might wait 301 days just to see what happens. Anyway, that’s my two cents…. Hey yoooooo! Comedy!
05/03/2026

I might wait 301 days just to see what happens. Anyway, that’s my two cents…. Hey yoooooo! Comedy!

Disneyland Star Wars Nite is a “10/10 Would Recommend”
04/29/2026

Disneyland Star Wars Nite is a “10/10 Would Recommend”

Sometimes I look at my audience the way I look at my dog when he s**ts by the front door without telling me he has to go...
04/26/2026

Sometimes I look at my audience the way I look at my dog when he s**ts by the front door without telling me he has to go out. And as always, thanks for a good time .

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