31/08/2026
These blankets have seen s**t, p**s, puke, blood, a**l glands, and fluids that have yet to be identified by modern science.
Normal people: “That’s disgusting.”
Vet techs after a 14-hour shift: “Is it dry?”
Because if it’s dry, it’s clean. And if it’s warm, we’re sleeping under it. 😂