A Little of This and a Little of That

03/23/2022

Just a little advice from Dear Davy to an inquiring follower.

Dear Dave has spent a lifetime making mistakes, so what better person than one who has done it all wrong AND learned from his mistakes to ask for advice. He aims to please!

03/11/2022

A Little of This and a Little of That
These are just some random facts and thoughts I do not want to get lost in the shuffle:
1. The international association of Paint Drying Watchers has applied for status in the next indoor Olympics. Apparently, they propose to take the place of Curling, whose popularity seems to be on the wane. Though little known as a sport outside the US, loyal fans claim that it is quite exciting. We will keep a close eye on this one and keep you posted.
2. In what appears to be a partial break with reality, President Biden has taken to sleeping in his car on the lawn beside the Rose Garden. According to Secret Service personal, speaking on the promise of anonymity, the Commander in Chief, or CIM as they call him, was first noticed sleeping in the old Studebaker, an inheritance from his great grandfather when he drifted off with the radio still blasting rap music that could be heard on the Hill.
Rushing to see where the ruckus was coming from, three secret service personal found Biden naked, babbling something like “The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming” or some such nonsense. For his own safety and that of the country, he was whisked away to Camp David where he is expected to remain for an indefinite period of time.
In a totally unrelated story, VP Pam Harris was busted earlier today when caught buying mickies, the date r**e drug on E Street. According to her pusher, who was also arrested, Harris is a regular customer, resupplying ever week or two.

03/11/2022

03/11/2022

A Little of This and a
Little of That

These are just some random facts and thoughts I do not want to get lost in the shuffle:
1. The international association of Paint Drying Watchers has applied for status in the next indoor Olympics. Apparently, they propose to take the place of Curling, whose popularity seems to be on the wane. Though little known as a sport outside the US, loyal fans claim that it is quite exciting. We will keep a close eye on this one and keep you posted.
2. In what appears to be a partial break with reality, President Biden has taken to sleeping in his car on the lawn beside the Rose Garden. According to Secret Service personal, speaking on the promise of anonymity, the Commander in Chief, or CIM as they call him, was first noticed sleeping in the old Studebaker, an inheritance from his great grandfather when he drifted off with the radio still blasting rap music that could be heard on the Hill.
Rushing to see where the ruckus was coming from, three secret service personal found Biden naked, babbling something like “The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming” or some such nonsense. For his own safety and that of the country, he was whisked away to Camp David where he is expected to remain for an indefinite period of time.
In a totally unrelated story, VP Pam Harris was busted earlier today when caught buying mickies, the date r**e drug on E Street. According to her pusher, who was also arrested, Harris is a regular customer, resupplying ever week or two.