09/09/2025
🪘💥Egyptian Gods Challenge 💥🪘
💥Challenge Creator: Mythical Convergence
🪘Challenged By: ↗️ & Level 7 Jeans
💥Images by: Dream Knight
🪘Caption: Divine chaos, mortal drama, zero boundaries.
Quote: “Even gods can’t keep their hands off… or their secrets in.”
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💤 I vow that this wasn’t a vision, but a scandal carved straight into the stars,💤
🔥☀️ Sun, Sins & Scandals ☀️🔥
The sun had barely begun its climb over the Nile, casting a warm, golden glow across the temple complex of Memphis, when Ra slammed his golden staff onto the marble floor like a man whose patience had long ago run out.
“Seriously,” he groaned, rubbing his eyes behind sun-god sunglasses he’d borrowed from a mortal market once and never returned, “I am literally piloting the sun across the sky, and you idiots can’t even keep your love lives out of temple gossip?”
Isis, perched on the edge of the alabaster fountain, looked up from her perfectly folded linen robes with the sort of glare that could melt granite. “Excuse me, Ra, but if someone hadn’t been sneaking Talia into the upper chambers after curfew, none of this would have happened.”
Ra groaned again, rolling his eyes so hard that anyone watching might have worried for his ocular health. “And who, pray tell, has been sneaking Talia?”
“Oh, don’t play dumb,” Isis snapped. “You saw them. The mortal singer with the absurdly confident hips. You know exactly who I mean.”
Ra waved a hand, summoning a mini sandstorm in the corner to illustrate his point. “I swear on the Eye of Horus, if anyone has actually touched Talia, it is not happening on my watch. I am old, I am tired, and I will smite anyone foolish enough to—”
“—be dating a mortal behind our backs?” Set interrupted from across the courtyard, lounging on a sun-warmed statue of Sobek like it was his personal chaise lounge. “Please, Ra, you’re acting like she’s carrying a plague instead of just being… well… incredibly kissable.”
Ra’s staff hit the floor again with a clang that echoed across the Nile. “Set. Do not. Even joke about this.”
Set smirked, fingers drumming on the crocodile’s head. “Oh, lighten up. Everyone loves a little chaos in the temple. Besides,” he leaned in, lowering his voice to a conspiratorial whisper that carried to every corner, “I might know who it is, and it’s not me, so I’m basically innocent. But watching you all panic? Priceless.”
Anubis, slouched against the temple doorway with a cup of fermented fig juice, groaned. “I don’t know why you idiots make this such a big deal. Mortal dating scandal or not, it’s all the same: someone’s gonna get humiliated, someone’s gonna cry, someone’s gonna throw a lyre across the room, and I get to watch.”
“Someone’s also going to die if Ra finds out,” Isis muttered under her breath. She flipped her hair, somehow making it look impossibly luminous while glaring at Set, who winked.
Horus, who had been polishing his golden feathers like some hyperactive peacock, finally slammed his hand down onto the marble rail. “ENOUGH. If anyone is trying to steal Talia from me, they will regret it. I will—”
“—literally die from the sheer jealousy before you even get a chance,” Osiris interrupted, tripping over a stray offering plate as he tried to step forward. “Honestly, Horus, your overprotectiveness is a gift to comedy. I mean, watching you freak out is better than any festival entertainment.”
Horus turned, flaring his wings. “I am serious! Talia is… is… she’s amazing. And no one touches her unless I say it’s okay!”
Thoth, who had been scribbling furiously into a papyrus scroll like a court stenographer for the absurd, muttered without looking up, “So far, I have documented twelve separate accusations, four physical altercations, seven instances of attempted sabotage, and two instances of magical interference with the sun. I estimate by noon there will be at least twenty-three more.”
Isis pinched the bridge of her nose. “And do you expect me to sort through this mess alone while Ra lectures everyone about divine decency?”
Ra, clearly exasperated, threw up his hands. “You want decency? I am trying to run the sun here! I have responsibilities! The last thing I need is half of you running around like h***y children!”
Set leaned back, smirking. “Horny children with impeccable temple aesthetics, don’t forget. Honestly, I’m surprised Osiris hasn’t serenaded her yet. Oh wait—”
Osiris, blushing, fumbled. “I have not! She’s… she’s… I mean… I was only… well, maybe…”
Set burst out laughing. “Oh, come on, Osiris. Don’t look like you’ve been caught naked in the Nile. It’s not cute. Wait, actually—yes, it is.”
Anubis snorted. “I swear, the drama in this palace makes human soap operas look like bedtime stories. And honestly, I kind of love it.”
Horus puffed, glaring at everyone. “You’re all ignoring the real problem. Talia is mine. And if anyone touches her before I do, I will—”
“You will what?” Isis asked, arching a perfectly sculpted brow. “Turn into a hawk and swoop in mid-song? Because let’s be honest, the mortal’s probably used to drama by now.”
“Exactly,” Set said, grinning devilishly. “She’s a temple singer. Survived generations of jealous apprentices and overzealous priests. She can survive you.”
Meanwhile, Talia herself sauntered into the courtyard, a coy smile playing on her lips as if she knew exactly what chaos she was about to ignite. She carried a small satchel of offerings for the gods, humming a tune that made even Ra’s sunburned patience falter.
“Good morning, everyone,” she said sweetly, oblivious to the tension thickening the air like incense. “I hope I’m not interrupting anything… dramatic?”
“Interrupting?” Isis practically snapped. “Talia, darling, you’ve arrived at the perfect moment. Your… extracurricular activities… are, um… the center of discussion.”
“Oh?” Talia tilted her head, golden hair catching the sun. “I had no idea I was causing such… divine turmoil. Are you mad at me?”
“Mad?” Ra hissed. “I am furious. Absolutely. I… I—”
Set cut in, leaning casually against a statue. “Oh, don’t listen to him. He’s just flustered because your voice makes the sunrise feel inadequate.”
Talia raised an eyebrow. “Flustered, you say? Interesting. I’ve never been described as the sun’s equal before. Should I be concerned?”
Horus, practically vibrating with indignation, interjected. “She belongs to me. And no one else—”
“Belongs?” Talia interrupted, eyes sparkling. “Are we still doing this ownership thing? Because last I checked, I’m not a lyre you can just pick up.”
Osiris sighed, stepping forward nervously. “Honestly, I think we’re all overreacting. Maybe we should just—”
“Overreacting?” Set snorted. “Osiris, your idea of overreacting is singing her a lute solo at sunrise while wearing nothing but a linen wrap. That’s not overreacting. That’s… borderline performance art.”
Anubis muttered under his breath, “And borderline horrifying.”
Ra groaned, rubbing his temples. “Everyone. STOP. We are gods. We are supposed to embody dignity.”
“Dignity?” Talia asked, clearly enjoying herself. “Because the way you’re all staring, I’d call it… chaotic obsession.”
Horus growled. “Obsession? I… I am merely… attentive. Yes, attentive. That’s what I am.”
“Attentive?” Isis echoed. “Horus, last night you hid under the balcony to watch her practice scales. That’s not attentive. That’s stalking.”
Talia laughed, throwing her head back. “Oh, I love watching gods squirm. This is better than any mortal drama I’ve ever sung about.”
Set clapped his hands. “See? Even she’s enjoying it. Honestly, I think we should turn this into a weekly temple event. Call it ‘Who’s Dating Talia?’”
Anubis rolled his eyes. “I would watch it. I would totally watch it.”
Meanwhile, Thoth, who had been furiously scribbling everything into his notebook, squeaked, “But according to records, none of you are permitted to interact with mortals without consent from the Council of the Sun!”
“Council of the Sun?” Set mocked. “What do they know? Half of them can’t even pilot a sunrise without screwing it up.”
Ra pinched the bridge of his nose. “Set, you’re dead. You’ll be smitten by sunset if you don’t knock it off.”
“Oh, Ra,” Talia said sweetly, stepping forward. “You’re all so dramatic. I don’t even know what to do with you. Maybe… I’ll date whoever I like. Shocking, I know.”
The gods froze.
Set practically squealed. “Finally! A mortal with spine! I love it!”
Horus nearly combusted. “WHAT?”
“I mean it,” Talia said, grinning wickedly. “I can flirt, I can sing, I can charm a god or seven, but no one owns me. That’s the scandal.”
A stunned silence fell over the courtyard. Even Ra seemed to pause mid-sun flight.
Then, one by one, the pantheon erupted.
Set clapped like a lunatic. “Oh, this is delicious! Chaos incarnate! I love it!”
Anubis chuckled darkly. “Finally, some entertainment worth watching.”
Osiris sighed. “Well… at least it’s not my fault this time.”
Horus groaned, flapping his wings furiously. “No one is taking her! I will… I will…”
“Relax, Horus,” Isis said. “You’re not the only one who’s infatuated. But she’s… hers to choose. Deal with it.”
Talia smirked. “Exactly. And if you all behave, maybe I’ll let you watch me practice scales… unclothed. For inspiration.”
The courtyard erupted in chaos again, gods shouting, Anubis snickering, Set high-fiving everyone, and Horus fuming in an impressively colorful display of divine rage.
Ra just collapsed onto the marble floor, muttering, “I am too old for this. Too old. Someone please smite them before I do.”
Talia hummed a cheerful tune, strolling past them, completely unbothered. “Oh, don’t worry, everyone. I’ll make it fun. And I do love an audience.”
As the sun rose fully over the Nile, bathing the temple in golden light, it illuminated a scene of absolute, glorious chaos: gods bickering over mortal affections, insecurities laid bare, tempers flaring, and laughter echoing across the river.
Because in Memphis, the pantheon had learned one simple truth: mortal scandals might be messy, awkward, and utterly ridiculous—but they were divine entertainment.
And Talia? Well, she’d just scored front-row seats to the greatest sitcom the Nile had ever seen.
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