04/29/2022
A well-dressed businessman walks up to you and hands you his card, saying, "You, my friend are the winner of a brand new car and I am here to deliver it. You have four choices, and they are as follows:
1) A rusted hunk of junk that just sits there helping the encroaching weeds look nostalgic.
2) A be**er that works now and then as long as you pour expensive repairs into it regularly.
3) A boring but reliable, mostly unnoticeable, and unremarkable sedan that doesn't cost you much but at least you're not hoofing it. The good thing about this model is that the windshield is wide and clear enough for you to marvel at your next option, wishing you had chosen it instead.
4) Our Premium Luxury Model Sedan with Unlimited Warranty, Miles that get LOWER the more you use it, and a ride in which billions of people hope for but never bother to freely, voluntarily choose and make a consistent effort toward.
Let there be no misunderstanding, my good friend, those are your choices, and because you have already won, we are delivering all four to you and it is only a matter of daring to sit in the one you really want, put it in your driveway, and each day you wake to get into that car only, dismissing any temptation to ride in anything less.
I see that you are already sitting in what you previously chose. Why don't you just bring it by my shop so we can get it upgraded to our Luxury Standard?
No, for this upgrade we only need you. We'll see how she reacts as the work gets done and you finally take it home."