01/19/2026
🛠️ CHICAGO PRESALE🛠️: Heavy-Duty 2-in-1 Picnic Bench
Stop buying flimsy, wobbly store furniture. I’m opening my garage for a limited January presale on my reengineered, heavy-duty convertible picnic benches built to handle real weight, real weather, and real world use.
This design flips from a garden bench to a full-size picnic table in seconds and sits on a wide, grounded base that stays planted where others rock and wander.
Built to last. Built for Chicago
WHY THIS BENCH IS DIFFERENT
✅ Converts from bench to picnic table in seconds
✅ Wide stance for stability on grass, gravel, and patios
✅ Solid 4x4 ground runners and 2x6 seating surfaces
✅ Reinforced base keeps everything square and aligned every time
✅ Handmade locally, not mass-produced
This is equipment, not patio décor.
🔥 PRESALE BONUSES (LIMITED)
🌟 First 10 Orders
FREE handcrafted 24" barn star
($99 value)
🚚 First 15 Orders
FREE local delivery & setup
(Save up to $150 within 15 miles)
💰 PRESALE PRICING (Order by Feb 14♥️)
Standard Pine
• $495 Raw
• $615 Stained & Sealed
Pressure-Treated
• $575 Raw
• $695 Stained & Sealed
Western Red Cedar
• $995 Raw
• $1,115 Stained & Sealed
🔥 Presale Finish Discount
Professional staining/sealing:
$120 (normally $150) through March 17☘️🇮🇪
🧩 OPTIONAL ADD-ONS
• Hidden collapsible casters for easy moving
• Leveling feet for uneven ground
• Attachable side table
• Umbrella mount
• Cup holders
• Composite runner protection to prevent ground rot
Ask for pricing on add-ons.
📌 DETAILS
• $200 deposit (Pine / Pressure-Treated)
• $370 deposit (Cedar)
• Fully refundable on non-finished standard units
• Custom orders non-refundable once production starts
• Pickup or delivery first week of Spring
• Built in Chicago
CUSTOM SIZES AVAILABLE
If you want something specific, ask. I build these one at a time and I build them right.
Message me to lock a presale slot.
⏳Once these are gone, they’re gone.⌛
