Plants, Puns & Panic

Plants, Puns & Panic šŸŒæ Messy garden. Messier life.
šŸ˜‚ Plant memes, panic spirals, and way too much mulch.
šŸŖ“ Growing weeds and emotional baggage sinceā€¦ probably forever. (Seriously.)

Follow Petunia for laughs, not gardening advice.

09/13/2025

ā€œIf you canā€™t remember the last time you sharpened your shears, itā€™s been too long.ā€

09/12/2025

šŸŒ± "Every root here digs deep, not out of needā€”out of fear." ā€”Petunia

šŸŒ¾ "Some seeds donā€™t sprout. Some were smart enough not to." ā€”Petunia
09/11/2025

šŸŒ¾ "Some seeds donā€™t sprout. Some were smart enough not to." ā€”Petunia

09/10/2025

šŸŒ» "The sunflowers face me before they face the sun." ā€”Petunia

09/09/2025

šŸŖ“ "The shed holds more than tools. It holds history." ā€”Petunia

09/08/2025

šŸ‚ "Decay is just loyalty in another form." ā€”Petunia

09/07/2025

šŸŒ¼ "The flowers donā€™t bloom for beauty. They bloom for survival." ā€”Petunia

09/06/2025

šŸŒ§ļø "The rain arrives because I said so." ā€”Petunia

09/06/2025

"When the gloves come off, so does the mercy."

09/05/2025

"I donā€™t scatter seeds. I cast judgment."

09/04/2025

"Every pot is a promise. Break it, and youā€™re next."

09/03/2025

šŸŒ± "Germination is just an audition." ā€”Petunia

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