Broke Dad Jordan

Broke Dad Jordan Broke Dad Just Trying To Survive. Youth Sports | Sarcasm & Suburban Chaos. Co-Creator of Broke Ass Dads Podcast and chronic complainer about tournament fees.

Just a suburban dad trying to survive youth sports, Amazon deliveries, and overpriced dance costumes. Follow for daily dad life, relatable rants, and middle-aged chaos.

05/29/2026

My weekend plans? Whatever the team schedule says.

05/29/2026

She made every team she wanted. Added another dance. And honestly, we couldn’t be more proud of her.

Financially? Different conversation.

I’m currently outside with a drink trying to determine which organs still have resale value.

05/27/2026

My kid’s sports schedule has more control over my life than I do.

05/26/2026

Youth sports parents casually turning into full-time logistics analysts every tournament weekend.

05/24/2026

15 years of marriage and somehow we’ve reached the stage where our anniversary getaway involves baseball fields, hotel coffee, and checking GameChanger before bed.

Some couples get beaches.
Some get wine country.

We got Cincinnati and an 8am first pitch.

And honestly? Wouldn’t want it any other way.

05/23/2026

Travel sports parents understand how quickly one decent tournament convinces you your child should permanently live there.

Honestly Cincinnati… we’re listening.

05/22/2026

Travel sports parents don’t “pack for the weekend.”
We prepare for every possible weather event, emotional crisis, hunger emergency, and extra inning situation known to mankind.

And somehow… there’s always one more bag. Tesla

05/21/2026

Team moms run the world. We all know it.

05/19/2026

To all the youth sports parents out there…
I hope your direct deposit hits before the invoice does. 🙏

05/17/2026

Meanwhile I’m just trying to remember where I left the folding chair.

This man is building strategic alliances before warmups.

05/16/2026

The car wash is less about cleaning and more about believing things can still turn around for us.

Five minutes later somebody spills snacks and leaves a catcher’s bag in the backseat.

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