Broke Dad Jordan

Broke Dad Jordan Broke Dad Just Trying To Survive. Youth Sports | Sarcasm & Suburban Chaos. Co-Creator of Broke Ass Dads Podcast and chronic complainer about tournament fees.

Just a suburban dad trying to survive youth sports, Amazon deliveries, and overpriced dance costumes. Follow for daily dad life, relatable rants, and middle-aged chaos.

08/30/2026

Rainout = free time.

That’s cute. 😂

Youth sports parents know it just means you now have to rearrange your entire life around a game that was supposed to happen yesterday.

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve had to reschedule because of youth sports?

08/29/2026

Baseball Lifestyle 101 has officially ruined donuts for me. 😂

In the best possible way.

Apparently, baseball can be ice cream, comic books, donuts… basically anything.

And somehow it all works. ⚾️

08/28/2026

At some point, “free time” just became another opportunity to do laundry.

Tell me I’m not the only one. 😂

08/26/2026

Every parent starts with “I know nothing about this.”

Six months later, you’re questioning the referee, analyzing stats and explaining things to other parents who definitely didn’t ask.

Parenthood: the fastest way to become an expert in something you’ve never done.

Except dance competition awards.

That remains classified. 😂

08/24/2026

At some point, we stopped going to dance competitions and started relocating. 😂

Dance parents… how many garment bags are currently in your house? 👇

08/23/2026

Baseball says fall. My weather app says absolutely not. 😂

08/20/2026

I genuinely need to know. 😂
What do you people do with all that free time?

08/19/2026

Youth sports: where “quick question” is almost always followed by a Venmo request. 😂

What notification cost you the most money?

08/19/2026

The kids are making memories. I’m making Venmo payments.

08/17/2026

Apparently we weren’t busy enough. 😂 Good thing Orgo® | logistics calendar for sports parents & athletes is helping me keep track of all of it. BROKE20 for 20% off + a free 7-day trial.

Anyone else adding to their plate this school year??

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