Irritable Dad Syndrome

09/25/2026

Mike buys bananas with the optimism of a man who genuinely believes he’s going to eat all of them.

Then they sit on the counter and slowly descend into madness. 🍌

His revolutionary solution? Put almond butter on a banana and eat it.

09/24/2026

A Winn-Dixie customer asked which toilet paper worked best for rolling a house.

What followed was an alarmingly detailed product recommendation from a man with suspiciously specific experience.

09/23/2026

Mike’s son is a cross-country runner.

Mike also thought he was a runner—until the first three feet at the track revealed that what he calls “running” is apparently just “light jogging.” 😂

Nothing destroys your athletic confidence faster than exercising with your kid.

Has one of your children ever humbled you like this?

09/22/2026

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09/22/2026

Your kid comes home with a 96 on a test.

Do you say, “Great job!”—or immediately ask what happened to the other four points?

Which kind of parent did you have?

09/22/2026

New Episode! "IDS #327 - Toilet Paper, Saxophones, and Swingline Staplers"

Send us Fan Mail Mike and Darin tackle toilet-paper pranks, expensive saxophones, Swingline staplers, Stephen Root’s Emmy win, Halloween, Whalefall, concert-ticket frustration, neighborhood troublemakers, telemarketers, and one very unhappy diet. Mike Changed His Name to Mickey Cricket Was Halloween Really That Great a Movie? Congrats to Stephen Root on His Emmy Win! Darin’s on a Diet and Not Happy About It Mike Isn’t as Good a Runner as He Thought Wompers All Beef Foot Long Hot Dogs Has a Br...

Send us Fan Mail Mike and Darin tackle toilet-paper pranks, expensive saxophones, Swingline staplers, Stephen Root’s Emmy win, Halloween, Whalefall, concert-ticket …

09/21/2026

One gorilla. One grizzly bear. No rules—and apparently no agreement whatsoever.

It’s the completely unnecessary debate that could destroy friendships:

Who wins the fight?

Watch the arguments, choose your side, and defend your answer in the comments.

09/18/2026

And, here we go - a short clip from the infamous video of Mike attempting a duet of "Take Me Home" with Phil Collins from the crowd.

Apologies to anyone within 4 rows of me during the show - and apologies to Phil Collins. Your song deserved better. 😀

09/17/2026

Her: “Why are you holding a sword?”
Me: “How the hell else am I gonna put the camera under there?”

https://www.irritabledadsyndrome.com/ids-255-flushing-golf-balls-in-the-turlet/

09/17/2026

Imagine going to the restroom and discovering that the urinal has a caddy.

Not a golf caddy. A URINAL CADDY.

Some jobs are essential to society. This is not one of them.

What’s the most unnecessary job you’ve ever encountered?