Dexter the Bun

Dexter the Bun I am Dexter. I am a bun. I take no sh*t of the bulls.

Pinecones, huh? Yeah. No.
09/11/2025

Pinecones, huh? Yeah. No.

Yawn!! I am sleepy boy. Hoom stole mine furs again last night and I had to do some bun-fu on her.
08/28/2025

Yawn!! I am sleepy boy. Hoom stole mine furs again last night and I had to do some bun-fu on her.

🎉 I earned the emerging talent badge this week, recognizing me for creating engaging content that sparks an interest amo...
08/13/2025

🎉 I earned the emerging talent badge this week, recognizing me for creating engaging content that sparks an interest among my fans!

Duh. Of course silly BookFace.

Somebun get this hoom. No privacy. She needs better hobby.
08/13/2025

Somebun get this hoom. No privacy. She needs better hobby.

Frens guess what today is??? Is mine official unofficial 1st birthday! Mine hoom is BIGGEST pinecone. Why? She is sti...
07/26/2025

Frens guess what today is??? Is mine official unofficial 1st birthday! Mine hoom is BIGGEST pinecone. Why? She is still not home to give me mine bday gift. I should pawty all day and eat all the spicy hays. Sounds like big plan, yes?
We don’t know mine actual bday, but is close. Is day Dexter Resurrection show was announced. Lots of special hidden things with it… see older posts to see! But most impawtant is day of big celebrations.
Since mine hoom got me no gift and forgot your Sexxy Dexy, must be time to use her magic money card on mine Jungle Prime list of wishes. Muwahaha.

Omfb. She stole mine fabulous furs! Pewp in her go go juice and shoes. Is on now.
07/09/2025

Omfb. She stole mine fabulous furs! Pewp in her go go juice and shoes. Is on now.

Frens. I need treatos. Since mine hoom is in land of ice I’ve been getting slacked in the treato department. Send bloobi...
07/02/2025

Frens. I need treatos. Since mine hoom is in land of ice I’ve been getting slacked in the treato department. Send bloobies. Send treatos. Send nanners!

Omb. Mine hoom had done me an abandon. She’s been living in land of ice and left your Dexter bun home alone. Guess that ...
07/01/2025

Omb. Mine hoom had done me an abandon. She’s been living in land of ice and left your Dexter bun home alone. Guess that means pawty!

Frens. Look. Look at this dog and catto. I was in here with the hoom just chillin and they crashed the pawty.
06/19/2025

Frens. Look. Look at this dog and catto. I was in here with the hoom just chillin and they crashed the pawty.

06/14/2025

“I'm too Dexy for my shirt
Too Dexy for my shirt
So Dexy it hurts
And I'm too Dexy for Milan
Too Dexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
And I'm too Dexy for your party
Too Dexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing”

Hahaha. Just look at mine sexxy Dexy furs! The hoom said I look like a balloon of fuzz. I’m very tiny. Carrying all this sexxy Dexyiness is hard work. I needs treatos stat. Time to hit Jungle Prime. Shhhhhh.

Hurry! Look at mine sexy Dexy peets! LOOK before Bella comes.
06/03/2025

Hurry! Look at mine sexy Dexy peets! LOOK before Bella comes.

I know where the treato jar bes. Get in mine mouf!!!
05/23/2025

I know where the treato jar bes. Get in mine mouf!!!

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