Dexter the Bun

04/12/2026

The hoom stole mine handsomest hairs. Meh. To her.

02/06/2026

I sees you lookin’

01/06/2026

Hey fren. Serious question. Which is mine best side? Is mine butt again? Yeah. You know it’s mine butt. Why you lookin? I know why you lookin. Is Smexy Dexy butt of course.

01/02/2026

Hey. Yes you. Guess what. Today is special day. Today is mine 1st gotcha day. Yep. Mine day of birth is in da summer, but it was one year ago that a pinecone drove 16 hours without stopping to rescue me from East Coast Rabbit Rescue. She stuck me in a tote and snuck me into a couple hotels on the way back. It was fancy. Then I got to me new home. I met Bella. I tried wooing her with mine good looks and fuzzy butt. She was not impressed, but she immediately snuggled and did me a groom. She reminded me of mine own momma bun. We rule the room of the living together. I’m waiting on mine special day gift. The pinecone says it was just Bunmas and that I got gifts. Uh. That’s not how this works. I deserve gotcha day gifts, yes? Just because mine gotcha day is close to Bunmas shouldn’t matter. Who agrees? I sent her mine Jungle Prime (Amazon to you newbies) and expect her to treat her Smexy Dexy today.

01/01/2026

You tell em Buncle Mikey.

Hey pinecones! While you bes out doing a celebrate, just remember… don’t drink too many carrotinis and drive your beep beep Jeep. Your bunny won’t understand if you don’t come home. They need you to have breffus ready. Okay. Gotta get back to our big celebrate at the bridge of many colors. Love, your Mikey.

12/31/2025

Henlo. I hope you all have a bunderful NYE. Bella and I are chillin with our doggo Millie and this new pinecone. He seems nice.

12/29/2025

Hey. Henlo! Is me. I’m learning to do a model. I’m Smexy Dexy, yes?

12/17/2025

Hey mine S'more Bun… I loves the sticker you sent me! I loves it a lot. Is very smexy, yes? You wanna snuggle in my glamper? Is very cozy inside.

11/09/2025

Frens. The hoom is on mine list of s**ts. Know what she did?!? Again?!?! She stole mine by bunsome fluffs! It was a second Dexter! And she took it all.
BUT I got bunmail today. The hoom called me in and showed me. I guess she’s alright. But know who’s better? Sherwood Pet Health is better. Why? Well, they sent me goodies. Look! I stole 3 berry of straw treatos. Bella wasn’t fast enough. Thank you for not stealing mine furs, Sherwood! The treatos are in mine belly.

10/09/2025

Look at mine butt. Look. At. It.

10/06/2025

The hoom is a spy. Ugh. I’m under table.

09/30/2025

Is mine house. I do what I wants.