Eliza the Ragdoll

Eliza the Ragdoll Eliza the Ragdoll. Girls’ girl, bathroom enthusiast, and deeply invested in things that do not concern her.

09/09/2026

Mother and I expanded the family. Technically he arrived in a foil bag wearing a whale costume, but details. 🐋

He’s no Ragdoll, but I’ve decided he can stay.

Anyway… we’re feeling very prepared for Sunday. 👀

Not sponsored — we just have excellent taste in tiny plastic cats.

09/07/2026

Do not begin experiencing Tuesday on Sunday. That is unpaid emotional labor.

08/28/2026

No troubleshooting. No follow-up questions. No documentation.

Just vibes, property damage, and a clean 5:00 PM exit.

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Cincinnati, OH

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