First Off In My Opinion

05/31/2026

05/30/2026

I noticed Jameson's phone was silent, meaning a call was coming in, but then he put it on Do Not Disturb. The music kept playing, so we took a shot. After some kissing and touching, he asked me to stand so he could move the stiff, rent-to-center pillows. It turns out they came to collect a payment. Then, before I knew it, things got intimate.

05/30/2026

He met me at my girlfriend's, a gentleman from the start. The cologne? Amazing, even if it was a knockoff! We vibed, he brought appetizers, and extra blue cheese for my wings. Definitely a good time.

05/29/2026

In a moment of heated testimony, a defendant made a highly explicit and graphic admission about their alleged actions. The court was stunned by the unvarnished details shared.

05/29/2026

This is a story about a moment that escalated from a kiss to something much more. The transcript details a surprising turn of events, leading to an unexpected revelation about personal preferences and past experiences.

05/29/2026

Court is now in session. ⚖️
In the inaugural episode of FIRST DATE COURT ™, Plaintiff Keisha Williams seeks $87.42 in damages from Defendant DJ J-Mixx after a Buffalo Wild Wings first date that went from "perfect gentleman" to "perfect violation" in under thirty minutes.
Keisha's testimony: he was THE DREAM. Pulled out chairs. Paid the bill. Opened doors. Said all the right things. She was ready to give him a chance — until they got back to his place and this man committed an act so foul, so unannounced, and so HYGIENICALLY INDEFENSIBLE that she left his apartment in shock. Then he tried to KISS HER. WITH THE SAME MOUTH.
DJ J-Mixx 216 pleads NOT GUILTY. Claims it was "advanced foreplay." Claims "she was moaning, Your Honor." Claims he's being persecuted for being "too passionate."
But Keisha came with RECEIPTS. Screenshots. A YouTube comment from 2022. And a SURPRISE WITNESS who's been waiting years to face this man in a public courtroom.
Will Judge Tom Swoope award damages? Will DJ J-Mixx's smug demeanor survive cross-examination? Will the courtroom EVER recover from the testimony of his ex-girlfriend?
This is FIRST DATE COURT — where the worst first dates in America finally get their day in court.

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⚠️ DISCLAIMER
First Date Court ™ is a comedic entertainment production. The cases presented are inspired by real first-date stories, but episodes are dramatized using paid performers for some or all roles. Tom Swoope is not a licensed judge or attorney. No verdicts, judgments, or proceedings depicted on this program carry any legal weight. This content is presented strictly for entertainment purposes only. Rated Mature (18+) — contains adult language, sexual themes, and grown folks business. Viewer discretion advised.

05/22/2026

The transcript details Cardi B's difficult decision to leave Offset, describing it as 'cutting cancer out.' Shockingly, she then seemingly chose a new partner, Stefon Diggs, who teammates reportedly warned against dating.

05/22/2026

Tom & Tristan went deep on this one 👀 When what your man is liking, saving, and following online looks nothing like you — what does that really mean? Is it insecurity talking or is it a legitimate concern about his attraction to you? Because there's a difference between having a type and making your partner feel invisible. 😬 Where's the line?
Full episode drops Sunday May 24th on YouTube — link in bio.
🎙️ First Off In My Opinion with Tom Swoope |
📺 Watch the full episode: www.tomswoopeevents.com 📲 Text "Hey Tom" to 216-284-3444

05/22/2026

Tom & Tristan aren't playing today 🎯 You want to know who a man really is? Watch how he moves when you're NOT in the room. How he treats other women. How he speaks to his partner. How he shows up when nobody's watching. If he's not displaying it naturally — he's not capable of it. Period. 👀 Agree or disagree?
Full episode drops Sunday May 24th on YouTube — link in bio.
🎙️ First Off In My Opinion with Tom Swoope |
📺 Watch the full episode: www.tomswoopeevents.com 📲 Text "Hey Tom" to 216-284-3444

05/22/2026

Sekoya & Tristan are dropping GEMS 💎 Ladies, stop cutting off every option the second you think you found the one. Let him SHOW you who he is first. The right one will naturally rise to the top — but if you fold too fast, you might end up with nobody. 😬 Are they wrong though?
Full episode drops Sunday May 24th on YouTube — link in bio.
🎙️ First Off In My Opinion with Tom Swoope | |
📺 Watch the full episode: www.tomswoopeevents.com 📲 Text "Hey Tom" to 216-284-3444