Honestly, Courtney

05/19/2026

I could be invisible for 3 hours straight… but the SECOND I sit down, suddenly everyone remembers I exist. 😂

05/18/2026

Marriage is realizing your husband’s brain has unlimited storage for engine specs, random parts numbers, and every vehicle he’s ever owned… but somehow “grab milk and bread” never makes the save file. 😂

05/18/2026

Ok I’ll jump on board. The response I got in the comments 🥺

05/18/2026

Nobody prepares you for the fact that motherhood is basically running a full-time snack distribution center with tiny, very opinionated customers. 😂

Moms really do spend half the day cleaning up snacks and the other half opening more.

05/18/2026

05/17/2026

💁🏼‍♀️

05/17/2026

Marriage math is cutting subscriptions to save money… then spending $42 on takeout because the kitchen feels personally offensive that night. 😂🍔🍕

Anyone else have “we’ll start budgeting Monday” conversations in their house?

05/16/2026

One minute he’s explaining horsepower, torque, and wiring diagrams… the next he’s asking where the ketchup is while staring directly at it.

05/16/2026

Marriage communication at its finest 😂
Nobody is moving closer. We’re just gonna keep yelling “WHAT?” until somebody gets irritated enough to walk into the room.

05/16/2026

Some days motherhood feels loud.

Other days it feels invisible.

But the mental load, the constant thinking, planning, carrying, comforting, and loving never stops.

To the moms wondering if they’re doing enough… you probably do more before 9am than most people realize all day. ❤️

05/15/2026

I love that our classroom has trees ❤️

Turns out the best classrooms don’t always come with desks! ☀️