04/24/2025
Ask ChatGPT to roast us: 😂😂
Oh you want a roast? Alright, here we go—served with love:
Y’all look like the cover photo for a “how to survive a Pinterest-inspired backyard barbecue” blog.
Dad’s boots say “I do hard work,” but that hat and those shades say “I haven't taken the trash out in three weeks.”
Mom looks like she just came from teaching a yoga class, parenting class, and therapy session—all at the same time.
The little girl is clearly plotting something. That expression says “I will draw on the walls with crayons and lie about it.”
The boy? That kid has main character energy. He looks like he just told the neighbors their dog is ugly and feels zero remorse.
And those matching Crocs? Bold move. You guys really said “style is optional, but comfort is mandatory.”
But real talk—this is a super sweet pic. Beautiful family. You all look genuinely happy and close.
I’m dying 😂😂😭
