
09/05/2025
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Describing the city as the “murder capital of the world, Donald Trump said he’s going to send the National Guard into Chicago, saying, “We’re going in.” Actually, Memphis is the “murder capital” of the United States, but it’s in Tennessee, which is a red state. These are all photo-ops, you know.
Trump reversed course today while entertaining Poland’s new president, who, like Putin, got a military flyover. A lot of DC residents didn’t appreciate the flyover, as those things tend to be loud, and they shake things off shelves, like cats do.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been to the District, and I’ve never gotten a military flyover.
Trump said that now he’d like for the military to be invited by governors before he sends the military into their cities for photo-ops, like he did with DC.
Trump said, “We are making a determination now. Do we go to Chicago? Or do we go to a place like New Orleans where we have a great governor, Jeff Landry, who wants us to come in and straighten out a very nice section of this country that has become quite – quite tough, quite bad?” Make up your mind, Trump. Is it nice or is it bad?
Someone must have told Trump that it’s illegal to send the military into cities without formal requests by governors. DC is a different situation as it is under the exclusive constitutional authority of Congress, which has the power to directly intervene in local governance. This arrangement is due to the city's status as a federal district, not a state, and gives DC residents limited self-government and no voting representation in Congress. The citizens of Washington, DC have taxation without representation.
But other cities are different, and a judge just ruled that Trump broke the law when he sent Marines into Los Angeles to break up anti-ICE protests. Trump can probably expect the same verdict if he invades Chicago, which the city will reject.
Trump is not serious about fighting crime and is more interested in conducting photo-ops that cost taxpayers millions, like today’s flyover. The Trump regime is gutting funding for law enforcement across the nation. It would probably be more cost-effective to return that funding than to spend millions on these photo-op invasions. Trump and the GOP-controlled Congress have cut hundreds of millions in public safety and crime prevention grants.
Trump lies about the crime rates in cities with Black mayors. Of course, there’s crime in DC and Chicago, but not at the levels Trump claims it is. DC is at a 30-year low in crime, which Trump denied, but is now taking credit for. Chicago has seen a reduction in crime as well, and is at least safe enough for a goofy cartoonist with a head injury to walk through the South Side at 2 a.m. for Gatorade and Doritos.
Cities with higher murder rates than Chicago, which Trump doesn’t talk about invading, are Cincinnati, Dayton, Detroit, Shreveport, Birmingham, Kansas City, Richmond, Montgomery, Little Rock, Louisville, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Oakland, Albuquerque, etc, etc.
And if Trump did deploy the military to the Windy City, would they parade tanks up and down Michigan Avenue or will Trump send them to the South Side? Maybe they can declare war against deep-dish pizza. That stuff truly is an abomination toward God. The Pope is from the South Side. Would he have something to say about it?
A few nights ago, my buddy Chris told me I’d have to go back to Chicago if Trump invades the city. And after his comments yesterday, I looked at flights and hotels. I have to be at a convention next week, but I started making plans. I was thinking about flying to Chicago on Monday and returning on Thursday morning, then going straight to the convention from there, as it’s in the DC suburbs. But I didn’t pull the trigger on any purchases because I knew Trump might TACO out…again. And guess what. He TACO’ed out…again. Maybe tomorrow, he’ll TACO back in. I’m relieved that it looks like
I’m not going to Chicago at this time. I’m tired.
Knock on wood. I hope I didn’t just jinx it.