08/23/2026
People act like they don’t know what WEIRD BEHAVIOR is, so let’s break it down. 😂
Weird behavior is…
* Talking about somebody, then smiling in their face like nothing happened.
* Secretly competing with people who aren’t competing with you.
* Watching everything somebody does but claiming you don’t like them.
* Fishing for information just to take it back to somebody else.
* Getting quiet when your friend is winning but loud when something goes wrong.
* Inviting everybody except one person on purpose, then acting like it was an accident.
* Being cool with somebody’s enemy just because y’all fell out.
* Throwing slick shots online instead of addressing the person directly.
* Asking questions you already know the answer to just to see if somebody will lie.
* Keeping tabs on somebody you supposedly “don’t care about.”
* Switching up depending on who’s in the room.
* Telling somebody’s personal business after y’all stop being friends.
* Expecting support from people you NEVER support.
* Copying somebody while simultaneously criticizing everything they do.
* Only calling when you need something.
* Purposely withholding likes, congratulations, invitations or support because you’re jealous.
* Hearing somebody said something about your friend and entertaining the conversation instead of shutting it down.
* Doing something disrespectful and then calling the other person “sensitive” when they address it.
* Knowing exactly what you did and playing confused when somebody changes how they deal with you.
THAT is weird behavior.
And noticing weird behavior doesn’t mean you’re dramatic, bitter or “doing too much.”
Sometimes you simply peeped the pattern and adjusted accordingly.
I don’t have to argue with you.
I don’t have to expose you.
I don’t even have to explain myself.
Once I see you differently, I DEAL WITH YOU DIFFERENTLY. 💯
