Manager Jacob

06/12/2026

I just had the worst date ever at Longhorn! This dude invited me for a fancy dinner then whipped a whole deer skinning knife out his boot to cut his ribeye bc he said the table knives "aint country enough" 🙄 n then he expected my (gay) self to pay the whole bill!!! I wish country boys wasn't such a weakness for me😒

06/11/2026

(Gay)management is proud to announce that Celina 52 Truck Stop keeps randomly getting buggies dropped off🤔😳

I can be available to assist you with all your needs and wants which mostly involves me nodding aggressively at the most expensive items until you put them in the cart🛒🤸‍♂️

06/11/2026

Not P**s Jugman getting a higher policy evaluation than the actual human staff!!!!😭💀

As part of our investment in our staff, we began taking life insurance policies out on our Employees following a mandatory physical at the store.

Every Celina 52 employee is valuable to us, and we feel it is important to put a dollar amount on it. Employees who think they're undervalued are welcome to discuss their policy amount with HR.

06/11/2026

Was just emptying the trash tonight and a truck driver rolled down his window and said he’d give me $50 to come back to his sleeper cab and service him real quick!! 😳🧐 I am the (gay) manager here, NOT a mechanic!! I'm not getting my hands greasy checking anyones fluids in the pitch black! U will have to go on down the road to the Pilot for that!!!😒😮‍💨

06/09/2026

Got the day off and i cant even enjoy it cause my Pride flag fell off the wall and landed RIGHT on my (gay) face and i woke up thinking i was being attacked😤😒 now theres a hole in the drywall and my deer mount is crooked. cant have NOTHING nice here!!!😮‍💨🙄

06/08/2026

just wanna brag that i have avoided every single customer today by not being at the register 😏🫡 I've been doing laps around the building with a clipboard so everybody thinks im doing inspections & stuff but really im just looking at my (gay) self in the glass. im basically a genius at this point 😮‍💨

06/07/2026

I don't want to hear anymore complaints about the $2 fee🟥🚽!! Inflation is real and the 14 security camera surveillance for your safety🙃for under five bucks is a steal!!🤔
***crelease

We have finally completely the $250,000 toilet remodel of the old Redbox machine out front. Manager Jacob (homosexual), did a test run of the machine this morning and confirmed it is ready for p***c release. Pricing starts as low as $2 per use.

Planned upgrades include a privacy curtain and moving the toilet kiosk to the rear entrance once we raise another $50,000.

05/01/2026

Yall look I finally got my (gay) car wrapped how I've been wanting! 🥰😍 now maybe Weaber Valley Speedway will let me compete finally🤔🤞

04/30/2026

This lady came in saying she drove 2 hours to meet me today and i got scared so bad i hid behind the ice cream freezer😱😭like thank u but how tf did u know my (gay)shift schedule? Like maam i barely get recognized AS IS😨🙄

I am NOT a MUSEUM EXHIBIT here! I am JUST a (gay) manager trying to eat his chips in peace... what is HAPPENING?

04/29/2026

Someone lost their neck massager thingy in the parking lot today! It was buzzin like crazy but i picked it up and put it in the tip jar until someone claims it! Idk how to turn it off so please come get ur weird little massage rock thing before it drives us insane!!😖😫🥴🥴