11/14/2024
A young boy breaks into a closet full of Christmas toys to show off to his cousins. It doesn’t go well for him as we learn what he thinks about Santa. Thirty years later, his life has gone somewhat south. Meanwhile, a department store Santa is ending his shift, only this Santa has a bodyguard. He also receives an es**rt to a military base, and inside one of the hangars is a sleigh and six gigantic reindeer. Guess what? This is the real Santa, and he goes by the code name “Red One.” Shortly after returning to the North Pole, Red One is kidnapped, and the person who is partially responsible is the adult who, thirty years ago, thought little of Santa Claus.
After seeing “Red One,” it dawned on me that I was seeing Disney’s “The Santa Clause” (with Tim Allen) juiced up on steroids. But with a cast consisting of Chris Evans, Dwayne Johnson, J. K. Simmons, and Lucy Liu, I wouldn’t expect anything different. This is a cast made for action and fun. However, some unexpected depth makes this a somewhat surprising movie.
It’s hard to say who is the star of this movie. Dwayne Johnson as Callum Draft, Red One’s head commander of ELF (Enforcement Logistics and Fortification), gets the top billing, but the heart of this story rests with Jack O’Malley (Chris Evans). He’s not only a mercenary white-hat hacker (who claims since childhood that he could find anyone or anything), but he’s something of a deadbeat dad. His son, Dylan (Wesley Kimmel), feels unloved by his dad, while Jack feels he’s doing his son a favor by staying away from him. Meanwhile, he gets abducted by ELF Director, Zoe Harlow (Lucy Liu) and recruited into finding out who is responsible for Red One’s kidnapping. Along the way, Jack is introduced to a myriad of mythological creatures that start convincing him that perhaps there is more to Santa than he previously realized. Dwayne Johnson may be the star, and J. K. Simmons may be playing the title character, but this movie is all about Jack. As enjoyable as it is to see Chris Evans in this role, it provides a disservice to the remaining cast, especially Simmons, Liu, and Johnson, who are all strong actors. The only other character of any interest is Santa’s estranged adopted brother, who happens to be none other than Krampus (who almost steals the movie). Aside from Jack and Krampus (played brilliantly by Kristofer Hivju), the remaining cast of characters are extraordinarily two-dimensional.
The world Santa lives in is incredible. It has a magical charm similar to “The Santa Clause,” except bigger and slightly weirder, hence my reference to it being on steroids. It’s a very magical world, but it all makes sense. The magic has rules, making it easier for viewers to suspend disbelief. The production values and visuals are also top-notch. It wasn’t a glossy magical world. It looked real but with magic in it. By the movie’s end, I found myself believing that such magic exists in the world today.
Despite most of the cast having little substance to work with, their performances were solid. As Callum Drift, Dwayne Johnson was practically an amalgamation of every action character he ever played. He did it well, but I know he had more in the tank. Lucy Liu’s character as Director Zoe Harlow was probably the biggest disappointment. Liu nailed her role, as flat as the character was. There was nothing there for her to flesh out and make her own, save for one fighting sequence involving her that had me hoping for “Kill Bill 3.” There was nothing to her character, yet it was nice seeing Liu on the big screen.
J. K. Simmons had a bit more to work with as Santa. His Santa is pretty buff and not to be trifled with, despite being kidnapped. Unfortunately, we don’t get that much screen time with him, which is sad since the movie is named after Santa’s code name. Hivju’s Krampus was a real treat! Not only did he look terrifying, but he also possessed a dark humor that makes him the life at all of the parties! Lastly, there is Evans as Jack. He starts as a one-note and shallow bad guy, but as the movie progresses, he peels away more of his exterior layers as he learns more and more of the truth of the magic around him, as well as the truth about himself. For me, his character delivered some of the more substantial surprises in this movie.
“Red One” is an enjoyable movie. It’s not groundbreaking in terms of having an action-filled Santa. That honor goes to “Violent Night,” but this movie was able to grab the spirit of that movie and run with it a bit further, making for a fun movie-watching experience.
Because of Jack O’Malley’s strong character development and exceptional visual production values, I give “Red One” 3.75 out of 5 Glaskafigs!
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