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time spent picking through the sand on my vacation. I didn’t say that I took it home with me nor did I but thanks for th...
07/22/2025

time spent picking through the sand on my vacation. I didn’t say that I took it home with me nor did I but thanks for the concern.
Hello to all of my fellow dullards! I just wanted to show you all my tiny pile of peridot sand that I collected while on vacation in Hawai’i. No, this did not come from an entirely green sand beach. This pile represents a couple of exceedingly dull hours of picking the individual grains of green sand out of the rest of the sand on the beach. Thought you’d appreciate

I was in an Aldi store last week and can't stop thinking about my experience. I took a sequential route up and down each...
07/22/2025

I was in an Aldi store last week and can't stop thinking about my experience. I took a sequential route up and down each aisle (like a normal person) but because of the number of aisles I ended up at the wrong side of the shop for paying and had to go back on myself. See attached diagram of my experience.

32, size 9 shoe, don't own a ruler.

Found this beauty at the side of the road today. Can’t wait to bring it back to life!
07/22/2025

Found this beauty at the side of the road today. Can’t wait to bring it back to life!

Hell yeah
07/22/2025

Hell yeah

Two weeks ago I became a father for the first time, yesterday I discovered my son has a truly extraordinary talent for p...
07/22/2025

Two weeks ago I became a father for the first time, yesterday I discovered my son has a truly extraordinary talent for pooing across distances twice that of his own body length. As you can see from the first image, the detonation occured mid-nappy change - thankfully I wasn't standing in the danger zone at the time. I was amazed when I witnessed this event, so I quickly dug out my old SUVAT equations from A Levels and got to work calculating the muzzle velocity.
The 'package' must have left my child's rear end at a blistering speed of approximately 2.5m/s in order to bridge the 800mm gap to the wall after falling around 500mm in height. Obviously these are rough calculations and I'm assuming no air resistance (a rather big assumption given the consistency and 'spread' of the projectile) I'd be grateful for any thoughts and maybe we could get the air resistance component approximated and included in my workings. No banana available at the time but have included one on the changing mat after the event.
Male, 30, size 8, will wash banana before consumption.
Credit: Matthew Durham

Got a warning for backing into a parking spot at work, along with a pamphlet that basically calls me an idiot for doing ...
07/21/2025

Got a warning for backing into a parking spot at work, along with a pamphlet that basically calls me an idiot for doing it. What do?
Also for context, I've parked like this every day for 2 months and this is the first time I've heard anything about this.
ETA: Yes, they said this is to check plates to see if people have permits. However, the area I park in does not require a permit.

Why does my roof look like this? Just installed on the garage yesterday. I am scared the house will end up looking like ...
07/21/2025

Why does my roof look like this? Just installed on the garage yesterday. I am scared the house will end up looking like this. Should I tell the contractor to stop. Never seen a metal roof look like this.

Them mosquitoes better find somebody else to play w this summer‼️‼️
07/21/2025

Them mosquitoes better find somebody else to play w this summer‼️‼️

me after adding extra stuff to my ramen
07/21/2025

me after adding extra stuff to my ramen

Just tried baking cookies in my new rental and got hit with this awful smell. What the hell is it?
07/21/2025

Just tried baking cookies in my new rental and got hit with this awful smell. What the hell is it?

Nobody:An independent woman, who don’t need a man:
07/21/2025

Nobody:
An independent woman, who don’t need a man:

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