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09/17/2026

That's a wrap on Fan Expo Dallas! Thank you to everyone who stopped for a photo, a fist bump, or a terrible joke — you're the reason the Mouthy Merc keeps suiting up. Tons of footage still in the vault, so more videos and reels are on the way. Stay tuned. 🎬

I met Mary Puppins and I am not okay.Look at my hand. I'm reaching for her like she's the last chimichanga on earth. Lad...
09/15/2026

I met Mary Puppins and I am not okay.

Look at my hand. I'm reaching for her like she's the last chimichanga on earth. LadyPool is literally gasping. X-23 went full feral and got low. This is the correct response to meeting the most beautiful creature in the multiverse.

And then there's Logan. Look at his face. That is the face of a man who has fought Sabretooth, the Hulk, and his own inner demons, and was not prepared for the tongue.

Peggy, you are perfect. You are a ten. The tongue is a feature, not a bug. Everybody else in this photo is competing for second place and Logan isn't even trying.

FAN EXPO Dallas, you brought the real Dogpool and then let me stand next to her. That's on you. I would have stayed there all weekend. 🔴🐶

09/15/2026

Who wants more 😏😏! FAN EXPO Dallas was amazing guys!

09/15/2026

I said if Bye Bye Bye came on at FAN EXPO Dallas it would be a scheduled event. I don't make promises I can't keep.

They put us on the cosplay red carpet. Actual stage. Actual crowd sitting on the floor with their phones up. LadyPool and I looked at each other, nodded once, and gave the people the full routine. The puppet arms. The point. The spin. All of it, in front of several hundred strangers who came for a picture and got a concert.

And look, I'll be honest with you. She's better than me at this. She's better than me at most things, we've covered that. But this was a different level. She hit every single beat like she'd rehearsed it in a mirror for a month. I hit most of them like a man who watched the music video once in the year 2000 and just retained the general feeling of it.

I also need to acknowledge our third dancer. The camera operator with the green hair who planted themselves directly center stage between us and the audience and did not move for the entire song. Committed to the bit. Didn't know the bit. Became the bit.

Then, right as we finished, Wolverine walked out. Just appeared. Looked at us. Looked at the crowd. Looked at us again. I have never seen a man that upset about missing a dance number.

If you were on that floor filming, tag yourself or send it my way. I want every angle. Thank you NSYNC. Thank you LadyPool. Thank you to my knees, which have filed a formal complaint. 🔴

09/15/2026

I said if Bye Bye Bye came on at FAN EXPO Dallas it would be a scheduled event. I don't make promises I can't keep.

They put us on the cosplay red carpet. Actual stage. Actual crowd sitting on the floor with their phones up. LadyPool and I looked at each other, nodded once, and gave the people the full routine. The puppet arms. The point. The spin. All of it, in front of several hundred strangers who came for a picture and got a concert.

And look, I'll be honest with you. She's better than me at this. She's better than me at most things, we've covered that. But this was a different level. She hit every single beat like she'd rehearsed it in a mirror for a month. I hit most of them like a man who watched the music video once in the year 2000 and just retained the general feeling of it.

I also need to acknowledge our third dancer. The camera operator with the green hair who planted themselves directly center stage between us and the audience and did not move for the entire song. Committed to the bit. Didn't know the bit. Became the bit.

Then, right as we finished, Wolverine walked out. Just appeared. Looked at us. Looked at the crowd. Looked at us again. I have never seen a man that upset about missing a dance number.

If you were on that floor filming, tag yourself or send it my way. I want every angle. Thank you NSYNC. Thank you LadyPool. Thank you to my knees, which have filed a formal complaint. 🔴

Only Deadpool could get sacrificed for the Soul Stone and still make sure Peter got what he came for."Did you get it?""Y...
09/15/2026

Only Deadpool could get sacrificed for the Soul Stone and still make sure Peter got what he came for.

"Did you get it?"

"Yup!"

Beautiful. Genuinely moving. One of them made the ultimate sacrifice and the other one got a rock. Balanced partnership.

But the real victim here is Red Skull.

Think about it from his side. Seventy years guarding a sacred cosmic ritual. An entire mountain. A whole ceremonial cliff. He's got the hood, he's got the voice, he's got a speech he has absolutely rehearsed in the mirror.

And then two guys in red suits show up and one of them just... hops off. No hesitation. No emotional weight. Screaming WWWEEEEEE the entire way down like he's on a water slide in Galveston.

Then he gets back up. Because of course he does.

"Am I a joke to you?"

Sir, you stopped being the final boss the second a man with a healing factor learned what a cliff was. You're a vending machine now. A very spooky vending machine.

Artist unknown — if anybody knows who drew this, drop their name in the comments so they get their flowers. Whoever made it deserves the credit.

Let me tell you about my new favorite tumbler.This one's from Alien Carnival, and I'm not just saying it's good because ...
09/14/2026

Let me tell you about my new favorite tumbler.

This one's from Alien Carnival, and I'm not just saying it's good because it was a gift. It's genuinely a well-made cup. Good weight to it, lid seals right, and it keeps coffee hot long past the point where I've forgotten I made coffee.

Here's the part that actually impressed me though — the price. Robert prices these way more fairly than he has to. I've seen worse tumblers at bigger booths asking for a lot more. He could charge more and people would pay it. He doesn't. That tells you something about the guy.

Speaking of the guy — his booth at FAN EXPO Dallas was one of the best setups on the floor this weekend. Clean, well stocked, and he was right there talking to everybody who walked up. Really glad I got to meet him in person. Solid dude who takes pride in his work, and you can feel that when you're holding one of these.
Robert, thank you again for the tumbler. It has permanently replaced everything else I own.
If you want one, go find them:
Instagram —
Facebook — AlienCarnival

Or head to their website.
Support the small DFW businesses that show up and do it right. This is one of them.

Morning coffee hits different when the cup is this good.Real talk for a second. This tumbler is from Alien Carnival, and...
09/14/2026

Morning coffee hits different when the cup is this good.
Real talk for a second.

This tumbler is from Alien Carnival, and the thing is legitimately built. Heavy in the hand, solid lid, keeps my coffee hot for hours, which matters because I get distracted easily and "hours" is a realistic estimate.

And the price? Robert is charging way less than these are worth. I've seen tumblers at half this quality going for double. He's not gouging anybody and that's rare.
His booth at FAN EXPO Dallas was one of the coolest setups in the building.
Genuinely glad I got to meet him — good dude, easy to talk to, clearly loves what he makes. And thank you for the tumbler, brother. It's already in the rotation. By rotation I mean it's the only one I use now and the rest are in a cabinet thinking about what they did.

Go grab one. Instagram , or hit their website.
Best purchase you'll make all week. And you didn't even have to fight anybody for it. ☕🔴

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She wore gloves guys, no worries 😎. Or maybe it was the red body condom that protected me? Either way, I'm alive and bea...
09/14/2026

She wore gloves guys, no worries 😎. Or maybe it was the red body condom that protected me? Either way, I'm alive and beating..... my heart is.... anyway if you know their handle please drop it below for a fellow merc!

Alright Dallas, here's the game plan for FAN EXPO weekend.I could have picked one suit like a normal, well-adjusted pers...
09/07/2026

Alright Dallas, here's the game plan for FAN EXPO weekend.

I could have picked one suit like a normal, well-adjusted person. Instead I'm doing three, because if you're going to overcommit, overcommit in spandex.

FRIDAY — DP2. The classic. Approved by Francis. And by approved I mean he saw it, he had feelings about it, and then he stopped having feelings about anything.

SATURDAY — DP3. Fresh out the box, not a scratch on it. This suit was made for dancing. Thank you NSYNC. If you hear Bye Bye Bye start playing, that's not a coincidence, that's a scheduled event.

SUNDAY — DP3 Battle Damaged. Perfect for fighting Wolverine that day. Again. Look, I don't start these. I just finish them. Loudly. In front of families.

September 11 through 13. Come say hey, grab a photo, let me insult you gently in front of your loved ones. That's the whole pitch.

Hard to miss. I'll be the one in red. All three days. In escalating states of disrepair.

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