07/04/2025
Happy 4th ya’ll
Today we celebrate the day our founding fathers said, “We’re done with tea parties, powdered wigs, and British accents… bring on fireworks, grilling meat the size of your head, and yelling ‘MERICA!” 🇺🇸🔥🍔
At 3 Beards Media, we honor this great nation the best way we know how:
🎙️ With microphones, bad takes, questionable opinions, and the occasional bald eagle screech in the background.
To the brave men and women who serve this country — THANK YOU.
To the brave men and women trying to light a Roman candle with a Bic lighter in the wind tonight — GOOD LUCK.
To everyone else — stay safe, stay weird, and remember: freedom means wearing jorts with confidence.
💥 Happy Birthday, America. You don’t look a day over 248.
🧔🧔🧔 With love and liberty,
— The Beards