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President Biden Threatens the Unvaccinated, Launches Missiles in Defiancehttp://detroitobserver.org/2021/05/17/president...
05/17/2021
President Biden Threatens the Unvaccinated, Launches Missiles in Defiance – The Detroit Observer

President Biden Threatens the Unvaccinated, Launches Missiles in Defiance

http://detroitobserver.org/2021/05/17/president-biden-threatens-the-unvaccinated-launches-missiles-in-defiance/

politics President Biden Threatens the Unvaccinated, Launches Missiles in Defiance May 17, 20211 min read The Detroit Observer Johnny Detroit – The Detroit Observer Washington, D.C. – On Monday, President Joe Biden, the most popular president ever, threatened those who might choose to not get a ...

Thanks, Israel, Now The Detroit Observer Needs to Find a New Terrorist Building to Rent.http://detroitobserver.org/2021/...
05/17/2021
Thanks, Israel, Now The Detroit Observer Needs to Find a New Terrorist Building to Rent – The Detroit Observer

Thanks, Israel, Now The Detroit Observer Needs to Find a New Terrorist Building to Rent.

http://detroitobserver.org/2021/05/17/thanks-israel-now-the-detroit-observer-needs-to-find-a-new-terrorist-building-to-rent/

politics Thanks, Israel, Now The Detroit Observer Needs to Find a New Terrorist Building to Rent May 17, 20211 min read The Detroit Observer Johnny Hamas – The Detroit Observer Palestine – The terrorist Hamas headquarters which rents space to The Detroit Observer and The AP in Palestine was vici...

As Gas and Food Runs Out, Biden Says His Bread Lines Are Ok Because They’re ‘Democratic’ Bread Lines“I’m totally vibin' ...
05/12/2021
As Gas and Food Runs Out, Biden Says His Bread Lines Are Ok Because They’re ‘Democratic’ Bread Lines – The Detroit Observer

As Gas and Food Runs Out, Biden Says His Bread Lines Are Ok Because They’re ‘Democratic’ Bread Lines

“I’m totally vibin' with these Democratic bread lines. It just hits different when it’s Democratic.” – Tyler Taylor, college student

http://detroitobserver.org/2021/05/11/as-gas-and-food-runs-out-biden-says-his-bread-lines-are-ok-because-theyre-democratic-bread-lines/

politics As Gas and Food Runs Out, Biden Says His Bread Lines Are Ok Because They’re ‘Democratic’ Bread Lines May 11, 20212 min read The Detroit Observer Johnny Detroit – Detroit Observer Washington, D.C. – As gas and food are running out in the United States of America, Americans have tur...

Over 700 University of Michigan instructors petition for the right to just kill students who enter their classrooms unva...
05/07/2021
700 University of Michigan Instructors Ask if They Can Just Kill Unvaccinated Students – The Detroit Observer

Over 700 University of Michigan instructors petition for the right to just kill students who enter their classrooms unvaccinated

http://detroitobserver.org/2021/05/07/700-university-of-michigan-instructors-ask-if-they-can-just-kill-unvaccinated-students/

culture 700 University of Michigan Instructors Ask if They Can Just Kill Unvaccinated Students May 7, 2021May 7, 20212 min read The Detroit Observer Johnny Detroit – The Detroit Observer Ann Arbor – More than 700 instructors from the University of Michigan are asking if they can just murder any ...

Governor Gretchen Whitmer: "Michigan Residents Can Now Leave Their House, if They Call Me to Get Permission First"http:/...
05/06/2021
Governor Gretchen Whitmer: Michigan Residents Can Now Leave Their House, if They Call Me to Get Permission First – The Detroit Observer

Governor Gretchen Whitmer: "Michigan Residents Can Now Leave Their House, if They Call Me to Get Permission First"

http://detroitobserver.org/2021/05/05/governor-gretchen-whitmer-michigan-residents-can-now-leave-their-house-if-they-call-me-to-get-permission-first/

politics Governor Gretchen Whitmer: Michigan Residents Can Now Leave Their House, if They Call Me to Get Permission First May 5, 20212 min read The Detroit Observer Johnny Detroit – The Detroit Observer Lansing — On Wednesday, Governor Gretchen Whitmer unveiled her new plan on easing the lockdow...

“I Love Chinese Food” Says Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, in Celebration of Cinco de Mayohttp://detroitobserver.org...
05/05/2021
“I Love Chinese Food” Says Gretchen Whitmer, in Celebration of Cinco de Mayo – The Detroit Observer

“I Love Chinese Food” Says Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, in Celebration of Cinco de Mayo

http://detroitobserver.org/2021/05/05/i-love-chinese-food-says-gretchen-whitmer-in-celebration-of-cinco-de-mayo/

culture politics “I Love Chinese Food” Says Gretchen Whitmer, in Celebration of Cinco de Mayo May 5, 20211 min read The Detroit Observer Johnny Newz – The Detroit Observer Lansing – In celebration of Cinco de Mayo, the celebration of the Mexican army’s victory over the French at the battle...

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05/02/2021
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culture politics Starbucks Releases Cookie in Support of the Confederacy May 2, 2021May 2, 20212 min read The Detroit Observer In the wake of slitting thousands of innocent polar bears’ throats as part of their continuing War On Christmas, Starbucks has released a new cookie Read More bonnie blue ...

We wish we could say we made this up, but, we didn't. This one is true. Mall Santa fired for putting a politician on the...
11/18/2016
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We wish we could say we made this up, but, we didn't. This one is true. Mall Santa fired for putting a politician on the naughty list. Is the mall saying that politicians don't belong on the naughty list? Quite a bold stance to take.

A Santa Claus at Seminole Towne Center in Florida has been removed from his duties after a woman claimed that he told her child Hillary Clinton was on his naughty list.

Detroit Police Solve All Unsolved Murders, Rapes and Other Violent Crimes, Celebrate by Filming Choreographed #RunningMa...
05/25/2016
Detroit Police Solve All Murders, Rapes & Other Crimes, Celebrate With Dance Video

Detroit Police Solve All Unsolved Murders, Rapes and Other Violent Crimes, Celebrate by Filming Choreographed #RunningManChallenge Dance Video

http://www.detroitobserver.com/detroit-police-solve-all-rapes-murders-celebrate-dance.php

After solving tens of thousands of unsolved murders, rapes, and other crimes, the Detroit Police celebrate by filming a choreographed dance video for the Running Man Challenge.

Ted Cruz Mugs Rubio & Kasich in alley outside of Fox Theater in Detroit after Republican Debate, Gets Beaten by Trump Se...
03/04/2016
Ted Cruz Mugs Marco Rubio, Donald Trump, John Kasich at Republican Debate, Fox Theater, Detroit,...

Ted Cruz Mugs Rubio & Kasich in alley outside of Fox Theater in Detroit after Republican Debate, Gets Beaten by Trump Security

http://www.detroitobserver.com/republican-debate-detroit-tedcruz-mugs-trump-rubio.php

After the March 3rd, 2016 Republican debate at The Fox Theater in Detroit Michigan, Ted Cruz mugged Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and John Kasich in the alley next to the theater.

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