05/25/2026
Ladies and gentlemen...
Today i have a thought to ponder. That thought is one of great importance to the male gender. That thought is as a man, is it ok for me to have ptsd from being kicked in the urethra and testicles?
I mean, a woman, '5"3 in shell toed Adidas can cause flashbacks....
I don't even want to get into the trauma jeans and steel toes on a woman can do to me....
High heels present a specific danger, most being pointed and all...
Pinpoint accuracy..
Fellas, fear a 2oman with multiple heels...
SHE'SAN ASSASSIN!!!
So, i encourage all the would be ball punters in the audience.
Consider the mental and emotional damage the dreaded bag tag could cause to the victim..