07/31/2026
🐝 Bees, Bison & Bad Decisions
It's finally Friday!
Congratulations—you survived another workweek, and we're sending you into the weekend with a healthy dose of sarcasm, strange news, and complete nonsense.
On today's episode of DaWack in da Morning, we're celebrating National Avocado Day, National Mutt Day, National Talk in an Elevator Day, and showing some love to the IT heroes on System Administrator Appreciation Day.
We'll wish happy birthdays to Wesley Snipes, J.K. Rowling, Dean Cain, Zac Brown, and more, while also remembering legends like Rowdy Roddy Piper, Bill Russell, and Jim Reeves.
Then we jump into This Day in History, featuring Jimmy Hoffa's mysterious disappearance, Marilyn Monroe's first movie contract, NASA's first close-up photos of the Moon, the first drive on the lunar surface, and Michael Phelps making Olympic history.
In This Day in Music, we'll revisit Elvis' triumphant return to the stage, Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle," James Taylor's only No. 1 hit, and Bruce Springsteen's marathon concert.
Of course, Friday wouldn't be complete without another edition of DaWack's HorribleScopes™, where every zodiac sign gets roasted equally.
Finally, we wrap things up with another edition of Stupid News, featuring:
A runaway emu giving police a workout.
Two million escaped honeybees causing traffic problems.
A tourist learning why Yellowstone bison are not cuddle buddies.
A museum floor covered in peanut butter.
Scientists discovering a brand-new monkey species.
It's everything you need to kick off your weekend with a laugh.
Thanks for hanging out with DaWack in da Morning!
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Have an awesome weekend... and if you happen to see an emu running down your street, maybe just let somebody else catch it.
