Peezy the Leprechaun

04/12/2026

04/12/2026

When you rise in the kitchen:

04/11/2026

When the line is running smooth….
Its like the calm before the storm.

04/08/2026

Your ego has no place on the line.

04/08/2026

That one cook
who doesn’t say a word
when it’s going wrong…

but later
turns it into a report
like they were the one who caught it.

Comes back peacocking
like they saved the day.

Nah.

The real ones
handled it in the moment
and kept service smooth.

No audience needed.

Heard.

04/07/2026

When two cooks get into a soup war
and everybody in the kitchen knows
this ain’t about soup anymore.

Heard.

04/05/2026

That one cook
who proves they can actually cook—
drops a soup for service,
from scratch,
and it moves.

Guests ordering it.
Servers talking about it.
Kitchen knows.

And then there’s that veteran—
not helping,
not leading,
just… correcting.

Chest out.
Voice louder.
Little comments that don’t change the plate.

Peacocking
don’t season the food.

If you really had it,
you wouldn’t need to announce it.

The work speaks.
Everything else is noise.

Heard.

03/30/2026

That one quirky server
who hands you a drink and says
“just trust me.”

You take a sip—

and it’s okra water.

Slimy. Green.
Your soul leaves your body a little.

But you don’t stop.

Because now it tastes like lime…

and you need answers.

So you keep drinking it
like a scientist in a bad experiment
trying to decode the flavor profile
while questioning every life decision
that led you here.

Meanwhile she’s just watching like 😏

Heard.

03/30/2026

That one bartender
who grew a mustache
and suddenly looks like
he should be wearing 80s mirror shades
and solving crimes on the beach.

Meanwhile, in your head—
just:

the Hawaii 5-0 theme song.

Heard.

03/29/2026

Kitchen Truth:

There’s a point
where you stop learning from the kitchen
and start carrying it.

When you’re fixing tickets
that weren’t yours,
timing plates
no one else sees,
holding standards
no one else enforces…

You’re not “just a line cook” anymore.

You’re just
not in the right kitchen.

Heard.