Hot Mess Porter Express

02/06/2026

02/02/2026

Throwback to this photoshop job. I paid for this.

01/30/2026

My sweet Addison

01/30/2026

What’s for dinner tonight?
Drop your favorite recipes below ⬇️ 👇

01/30/2026

I’m the mom messaging the teacher asking for extra copies of homework because the toddler attacked it with a pen.
I see other moms on social media showing everything looking picture perfect.
I am not that mom.
I have 4 kids, and the house is a constant mess. It’s noisy. It’s chaotic.

Some seasons are loud and messy.
That’s not failure. That’s life. It can be simultaneously exhausting and meaningful.

01/30/2026

Your kids don’t need a perfect day.
They just need you in it.

Some days feel long.
Some moments feel fast.
Both can be true.
We keep going for those babies.

01/29/2026

Not a moment to myself

01/28/2026

I run a tight ship. 🚢

01/25/2026

My daughter took so long doing the dishes
that we ran out of forks. 🍴

Is this a universal experience?

01/19/2026

Be honest… what breed do you think she is? 🐶

We’ve heard everything and I’m curious what the internet suspects.