Oreo and Bandit

08/13/2026

Hello!
It's your Queen Oreo here.
Mother has finally returned from her trip to Ireland 🍀🇮🇪
She commited a grave sin of not taking me and leaving me and Bandit in the care of a sitter 😾
She was given the cold shoulder when she walked in with her luggage.
Honestly the nerve of her acting like she was going to get a hero's welcome when she actually got the traitors welcome only a cat can give.
However, she already knew how to smooth over any hurt feelings. She went into great detail of going to the best pet store she could find in Dublin and bought so many treats, canned food, and toys. Apparently the staff asked her if she was preparing for an apocalypse 😼
She told them "No, just to bribe forgiveness from my babies for leaving them."
So she returned, bribes safely packed.
An important lesson was learned...Ireland has the good catnip 😸
Mom got us both a new catnip toy and we both took a sniff and went into outer space. Never have either of us had that strong of a reaction to cat nip before 😸. It even got mom trying to smell them 😼
So mom got wonderful pictures of me trying to become one with my toy and Bandit trying to take mine and ignoring hers 😾.
Then she took a picture of how I lay super close and just stare at her to make sure she doesn't try leaving again anytime soon. I even started hugging her shoe to keep her from leaving the house. 😼 It would be nice if Bandit finally helped me out and took the other shoe.
Haha

07/28/2026

07/09/2026

Hello!

It's your Queen, Oreo here. 👑

I would like to start my saying this is not what it looks like.

No I am not "loving" my sister Bandit.
I am doing strategic planning.

As a queen one does not simply bite anywhere especially when there is question of how clean the area is.

I am still working on my plot to be the only child again. I am doing as all the great books of war say to do.

Study your enemy
Find their weak spots
Make them believe you are on their side
Strike when they least expect it..

So no mother, I am not "loving" on my sister. I'm plotting a coup. 😼

Haha

07/03/2026

Hello!

Behold the great white yarn hunter!
Aka me, Princess Bandit!

Mom is working again with this mesmerizing, moving thing she calls yarn. 😻
I know this is all secretly for me, no matter how many times mom tells me it's not.

Mom said if I keep it up I'm going to "look like a mummy" whatever that is.

Either way I had fun, mom got no work done, and big sis Oreo just watched from the side judging. No wonder she is always grumpy, she doesn't know how to have fun. That's why I'm here. 😼.

Haha