02/03/2026
"Liberate the Toilets"
In today’s episode of Fu**ed Up Fall River, we cover the most terrifying crime wave the city has ever faced:
🚽 people using public bathrooms.
That’s right — instead of, you know… policing, the Fall River Police Department decided the best solution was to lock the bathrooms entirely, because apparently supervising a toilet is harder than carrying a gun.
In this video, we break down:
Why public bathrooms are no longer public
How “we can’t police it” somehow became official policy
The city’s bold new strategy of criminalizing basic human biology
Why locking toilets doesn’t solve homelessness, addiction, or anything at all
How “public safety” magically stops at the bathroom door
And why Fall River would rather padlock a toilet than address real issues
We’ll also ask the important questions no one else seems to be asking:
👉 If the cops can’t handle a restroom, what can they handle?
👉 When did taking a p**s become a privilege?
👉 And how fu**ed up does a city have to be to fear a sink and a stall?
This episode includes sarcasm, dark humor, adult language, and zero patience for performative bu****it.
🎵 Featuring our anthem: “LIBERATE THE BATHROOM”
Because if the city won’t unclench, someone has to.
👇 Like, comment, subscribe, and share before they lock your bladder next.
💬 Drop a comment if you’ve ever had to p*e in Fall River and felt personally attacked.
