Chubwagon Monsters

05/29/2026

Hey monster fans!!

Charlie Fox here.
I made some new buttons. These will be available soon.

05/25/2026

“Not my Frump not my problem.”

05/24/2026

05/22/2026

Here we go!

05/20/2026

“COME GET YOUR TWITZ!”

Fresh imported straight from the swamps, caves, sinkholes, ruins, and legally questionable regions of Petra-Vita!

We got:Screamin’ Mimi’s!Pocket Poopers!Dumpy Dudes!Lil Potatoes!Snatch Bats!Party Worms!Dippy Doo’s!Pudder Wuds!Fizzlebitz!Chudder Mudz!Twitz!Twillows!Frumpzies!

…and Dan.

Now listen closely…These little weirdos are NOT the heroes of the story.

These are side-creatures.Scavengers.Soup thieves.Pocket goblins.Tiny burlap cryptids.

Most monster civilizations on Petra-Vita consider Twillows a nuisance species.

Mostly because they:

steal shiny objects,

hoard frogs,

hide lizards in their pockets,

scream at nothing,

and occasionally combine together into larger, medically concerning creatures.

They’re mischievous.Not very smart.Very emotional.Very bitey.

Think raccoon.Think ferret.Think haunted couch pillow with survival instincts.

Now despite appearances, Twillows actually have a rough life on Petra-Vita.Other monsters hunt them for their magical burlap hides to make clothing, armor, and strange living fabrics.

Poor little weirdos.

That’s why these ones were relocated safely off-world by certified Chubwagon Monster Wranglers.

(Me.)

WARNING:Do NOT:

feed after midnight,

teach them tax fraud,

expose them to cosmic radiation,

let them organize,

or give them soup without supervision.

Some Twitz may evolve.Some may scream.Some may imprint on you emotionally forever.

Adopt responsibly.”

05/20/2026

This weekend is the big Memorial Day Arts Festival in Bond park.


Chubwagon Monsters

05/19/2026

I’m about to go fishing for Twillows.

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