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04/29/2026

This is my wife, Lesley. Also known as The Free Employee.

She says she can’t get fired…
Because she’s married to the owner.

So instead of quitting like a normal person…
She just randomly “wakes up” at work and chooses chaos
Today’s activity?
Sitting there with a heat gun like she’s about to either fix something… or burn the place down.

Still employed, by the way.

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01/25/2026

This is my wife, Lesley. Also known as The Free Employee.

She’s watching football.
I’m assembling furniture on the floor like it’s a CrossFit event.

Marriage lesson of the day:
• Delegation is optional
• Independence is earned
• The shelf will get built… eventually

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12/21/2025

When your free employee realizes they’re being bamboozled.

11/13/2025

I said I wanna be a stay-at-home plant mom…
Lesley said she wouldn’t join me.
I reminded her she doesn’t even like plants.
She reminded me I apparently don’t keep them alive.

10/10 chaos. Wouldn’t trade her.

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11/01/2025

When you’re interrogated by your wife in public with no where to run 🏃‍♂️ haha

10/29/2025

Marriage is just two people avoiding other people… together. 🕯😂

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