11/06/2025
So now the FAA says 1,800 flights a day might get grounded because of the government shutdown. Translation: the country’s broke, the system’s jammed, and you—the taxpayer—are getting screwed while the political elite keeps cruising at 30,000 feet on your dime.
Let’s look at this clown show:
The Republican Party is out here still doing appearances on the Charlie Kirk Tour, begging you to vote for their sorry asses while the country circles the drain. Trump’s MAGA crowd? They’ve smoked so much m**h behind a Walmart that they’re now claiming he’s running for a third term—because apparently the Constitution is just optional if your messiah sells red hats and rants on Truth Social.
And before the liberals start celebrating, don’t get too cozy. The Democrats have Kamala “walking PR disaster” Harris, who somehow makes every interview feel like a hostage video, and Gavin “golden spoon ghetto story” Newsom, the trust-fund kid trying to convince America he grew up dodging bullets instead of butlers.
These people don’t care. None of them. They all get paid during the shutdown, they all fly private, and not a single one of them gives two drops of p**s about you.
Meanwhile:
Air traffic controllers are working for free.
TSA agents are about to walk off.
Airports are a mess.
And your tax dollars are still feeding this broken circus.
This isn’t leadership—it’s looting in suits.
And the punchline? They’ll all go on camera blaming each other while you’re stuck at Gate D12 wondering why the “greatest country in the world” can’t even keep its own planes flying.
Flights grounded. Country divided. Politicians paid.
Welcome to America 2025: the only place where failure still gets a raise.