I Asked AI & I Regret Nothing

I Asked AI & I Regret Nothing Hi there! My name is Jason, and I've been telling an AI song generator about problems, or asking it questions. This is where I share those results.

02/07/2025

I told AI that I feel like my Bowling Shoes are fancy, and I regret nothing!

[Verse]
Woke up this mornin’ put on my old jeans
Feel like a king in these scuffed up scenes
Life’s got a rhythm like the lanes and grooves
I feel fancy in my bowling shoes

[Verse]
Roll down that alley with a flash and spin
Knocking down troubles I just keep it in
Pins keep falling like my past regrets
Strike up another no time for debts

[Chorus]
I got them bowling shoes blues and I sway
Toe tappin’ fingers snappin’ every day
Fancy leather round my toes I groove
Walkin’ in rhythm no chance to lose

[Verse]
Folks they stare as I glide on by
Can't help but wonder who's that fly guy
Smirkin’ and jokin’ I'm feelin’ so grand
Bowling shoes on with the world in my hand

[Chorus]
I got them bowling shoes blues and I sway
Toe tappin’ fingers snappin' every day
Fancy leather round my toes I groove
Walkin' in rhythm no chance to lose

[Bridge]
Late night lights still shinin' bright
Rollin' through the dark I find my light
With each step I'm reborn renewed
Singin' my blues in these bowling shoes

09/07/2024

I told AI that Dallas traffic sucks, and I regret nothing!

Lyrics:
[Verse]
Woke up with the sun today
Coffee's hot not much to say
Dallas streets are jammed again
Stuck in line just like last time

[Verse 2]
Honking horns in every lane
Drivers here have gone insane
All I want is to get through
But all I see is miles of blue

[Chorus]
Dallas traffic sucks oh yeah
Can't get moving anywhere
Wasting time and losing mind
Dallas traffic's so unkind

[Verse 3]
Radio is playing loud
Trying to escape the crowd
Pavement never seemed so slow
Wheels ain't turning gotta go

[Bridge]
Dreaming of an open road
Far from this constricted load
Counting seconds feeling trapped
Dallas traffic got me snapped

[Chorus]
Dallas traffic sucks oh yeah
Can't get moving anywhere
Wasting time and losing mind
Dallas traffic's so unkind

09/07/2024

I told AI that I hate singing Happy Birthday, and I regret nothing!

Lyrics:
[Verse]
They make us sing it every year
That same old tune in our ear
Gather 'round and give a cheer
But I just wanna disappear

[Verse 2]
Candles on a cake so bright
We dim the lights it's quite a sight
Singin' low and singin' high
Why oh why do we comply

[Chorus]
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Do we really mean it
What to say
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Every year
Same old display

[Verse 3]
Voices rising up in song
Another year
It feels so long
Blow out the flames
Get it wrong
Another wish
What's going on

[Bridge]
We stand in lines
We don’t ask why
Keep the tradition
Don’t defy
But deep inside we kinda sigh
Why must we sing
To comply

[Chorus]
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Do we really mean it
What to say
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Every year
Same old display

09/05/2024

I told AI that the toll roads were too expensive, and I regret nothing!

Lyrics:
[Verse]
Out on the highway
Sun burning high
Tex Express took my money
No cold drink to buy

[Verse]
Truck a-rollin' steady
Road grinds on slow
Wallet feelin' empty
Nowhere else to go

[Chorus]
Tex Express oh Tex Express
Left me with stress
Can't get no rest
Tex Express oh Tex Express

[Verse]
Dust clouds behind me
Miles stretchin' long
Heart heavy like a stone
Singin' this sad song

[Bridge]
Why did I trust 'em
Why did I pay
Tex Express took it all
And went on their way

[Chorus]
Tex Express oh Tex Express
Left me with stress
Can't get no rest
Tex Express oh Tex Express

09/05/2024

I told AI that the A/C is too expensive, and I regret nothing!

Lyrics:
[Verse]
Summer heat it's blazing down
Sweat is pouring can't slow down
Feel the burn it's all around
Need some ice to cool the ground

[Verse 2]
Got a fan that's blowing fast
Hope this coolness really lasts
Electric meter spinning fast
Gonna blow all my cash

[Chorus]
Air conditioning took all my money
Now I'm broke ain't that funny
Chilling costs a pretty penny
Oh my wallet's feeling empty

[Verse 3]
Sweatshirts in the winter cold
Now it's summer I'm feeling bold
Crank it up story's been told
Chasing comfort growing old

[Bridge]
Counting coins it's nickels dimes
Paying bills feels like a crime
Scorching rays sun's so unkind
Cooler days are so divine

[Chorus]
Air conditioning took all my money
Now I'm broke ain't that funny
Chilling costs a pretty penny
Oh my wallet's feeling empty

09/05/2024

I told AI that my fingernails were too long to play guitar, and I regret nothing!

Lyrics:
[Verse]
Woke up this morning
Couldn't find my shoes
Stubbed my toe on the bedpost
Got them fingernails too long blues

[Verse 2]
Tried to play my guitar
Strummed the wrong tune
Scratchin' on the fretboard
Fingernails too long blues

[Chorus]
Oh they tap tap tap
On everything I do
Can't escape this feeling
Got them fingernails too long blues

[Verse 3]
Tried to text my lover
Typed a message wrong
Now we're in a fight
Cause of fingernails too long

[Verse 4]
Bought some clippers last night
They lied to me too
Couldn't cut through the sorrow
Of these fingernails too long blues

[Chorus]
Oh they tap tap tap
On everything I do
Can't escape this feeling
Got them fingernails too long blues

09/05/2024

I told AI that Stormtroopers never hit anything, and I regret nothing!

Lyrics:
[Verse]
Stormtroopers in the night
Missing every shot on sight
Can't aim even if they try
Guess that's how the rebels fly

[Verse 2]
Blasters in hand but no skill
Fighting on the battlefield
Laser beams just zip on by
All we can do is wonder why

[Chorus]
Stormtroopers need better training
Someone help them please
Can't hit anything they're aiming
Rebels laugh with ease

[Verse 3]
Clone days were sharp and true
Now they just stumble through
Empire's force
Not so tight
Keep on missing when they fight

[Chorus]
Stormtroopers need better training
Someone help them please
Can't hit anything they're aiming
Rebels laugh with ease

[Bridge]
If only they could see
The targets right in front of me
Maybe then they'd land a blow
And the Empire's strength would show

09/05/2024

I asked AI to make a song about playing Settlers of Catan and I regret nothing.

Lyrics:
[Verse]
Roll the dice they tumble down
Settle in this hexagon town
Wood and sheep we trade all day
Building roads to make a way

[Verse 2]
Robber comes the night is cold
Steal my brick that's mighty bold
Strategy through land we roam
Settling in our new home

[Chorus]
Catan oh Catan
Empire in our hand
Trade and build expand
As we settle this new land

[Verse 3]
Longest road I see it clear
Settlements both far and near
Victory points we chase the crown
Gather resources all around

[Chorus]
Catan oh Catan
Empire in our hand
Trade and build expand
As we settle this new land

[Bridge]
Harbor trade we aim to score
Every turn reveals much more
Roll the dice it's destiny
Catan's our fantasy

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