12/03/2025
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Thoughts from the Cab to bring you Thoughts from the Shop, brought to you by our friends at Mother Nature. Mother Nature, when you thought things couldn’t get any worse your friends at Mother Nature say they can.
As farmers we have reached that magical time of year. The snow settles across the fields nestling it like a quilted blanket, the crisp snow crunches under your boots, the water troughs freeze solid, you haven’t felt your toes since Tuesday of last week. It really is magical and to top it off we get meetings and lots of them. These aren’t your regular meetings, picture a middle school fundraiser on steroids. Salesman begin to inundate farmyards like 6th graders pedaling wrapping paper. They are all basically selling the same ribbons and bows at very similar price points so it boils down to who gave the best pitch, who brought the most hats and ink pens, did they buy lunch or just do you like them more.
We test our math skills more this time of year than you could ever imagine. If you order today you’ll get 11% early order discount with 7% volume discount, the increase acres discount of 3.4% and my favorite I really wanna earn your business so I’ll throw in a 4% discount. And if you act right this minute we can throw it on special terms of 0% due in December of 2026. And if you’re still on the fence we’ve got a rain gauge that you can buy at Lowe’s for $5.99 to throw in on the deal. Still not sold how about 2 pair of gloves, a hitch pin and a toboggan with a brand on it you can’t even pronounce? And just like that you’re now planting XYZ corn, by the way it’s always the hitch pin that gets you.
And that’s just seed!! Now you have to purchase all the -ides. You’ve got your herbicides, pesticides, fungicides and insecticides. You’ve got number soups and acronyms like 28-0-0, MAP, DAP, 0-0-60. Other goodies like in furrow, beside the row, above the row, side dress, top dress and even non-nutritive cereal varnishes. Each with its own benefits and costs from different retailers telling us to raise grain as much a humanly possible.
So if you encounter a farmer over the next month or two and they seem grumpy or on edge just remember they are doing math so hard it’s like they are just trying to pass the 3rd grade proficiency test.
400-11-7-4+raingauge+hitchpin=purple or wait is it circle?
Did I pass? Wait 12 months we don’t grade very quickly, you’ll know next harvest oh and no pressure it’s just your family’s welfare and a 5 generation farming legacy on the line.