Carla Dazzi

Carla Dazzi femaleeze in America strife and wartorn harrassments of the typical American mom

Operating as usual

04/27/2012

The Lesser of Two Evils by Immediate Publishing Facebook

02/07/2012

"You know, Bella, this matter is better left to the men. Rakki has to ask Papa for your hand in marriage. That's what an engagement ring is for, you know."

02/07/2012

"The man at the pawn shop said we weren't too young, as long as we could pay for it. He said it wasn't against the law or anything, and we weren't ja****iting or anything."

02/07/2012

"Seems an unlikey place to get a lucky ring," I commented. "Aren't you a little young?"

02/07/2012

"Rakki loves me so much he's getting me an engagement ring. We picked it out at the pawn shop."

02/07/2012

"Mom," she said, "Can't you even recite love poetry? It's 'breadth' not 'breath.' "Oh," I said, "I'm waaay out of practice. I don't even get anything on Valentine's Day anymore from him.

02/06/2012

Around supper time, Bella emerged from her sanctuary. She was a little changed, and a little more talkative. "Do you know how much I like Rakki?" she asked. "No, I replied, "tell me the width and breath of it."

01/26/2012

"Oh, Bella," I sang, "I'll catch you later."

01/25/2012

"I'm tired of your questions. I'm going to my room." "Well, that was fast," I said.

01/25/2012

"Well, how did that selection process come about anyway?" I asked. "And who else is in this band?"

01/25/2012

"And," Bella said, "don't think because Rakky came into my life that you two are going to put the chokehold on me. I didn't do anything wrong, and I kinda like the idea of being a singer in his band."

01/25/2012

"She's with me," Larry said.

01/24/2012

"Is Bella with you?" I asked, concerned, "or did she get stolen away by the Pied Piper of Rednecklin?"

01/24/2012

"We're home," Larry yelled. What a way to break a spell!

01/24/2012

I decided, since I had nothing to do, to take a long soak in the tub. It was very nice, and since it was time to make supper, I lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling. Did you ever notice the pictures that formed there when you were quiet?

01/24/2012

They were late for cheerleading, but at least they hadn't run out of gas.

01/24/2012

"So, how can you look like that then?" Larry asked, driving off with Bella.

01/22/2012

"Sounds like something you could possibly put in your reality soon. How old are you anyway," Larry asked. "Well," Rakky said," I'm only sixteen going on seventeen."

01/22/2012

"No, Rakky said, "but it sure sounds like something I can put in one of my songs."

01/22/2012

"Do you know the word 'ja****it?" Larry asked.

01/22/2012

"You know what?" Papa said to Rakki, "that's plenty of time for you to go to jail on ja****it charges. I'm taking you to cheerleading practice NOW! And God forbid I should find you on my corner when I get back!" "Um, well, it's not really your corner," Rakky said. "By damn it, if I have to get out of this car to make you straight,"Larry yelled out the window.

01/22/2012

"I know she''s only sixteen, " Rakky said, "but she seems so much older."

01/22/2012

"Oh, he's only a friend, Papa. We are starting up a band soon. Rakky, this is Papa, Papa this is Rakky. We are calling ourselves "Tne Knights of the Triple Dish Waywards. " Rakky smiled.

01/22/2012

The window was open a bit, and I snuggled into the couch to hear their conversation. "Hey, Bella," Larry said loudly. "Did you forget about your cheerleading practice? And who might this young man be?"

01/20/2012

"Oh, yeah, I almost forgot," and he was out the door.

01/20/2012

"Larry, you better scoot and find out about Bella and that boy!"

01/20/2012

"Well, sorry, Charlotte, but that doesn't change things between you and me."

01/20/2012

"That's right," I said, " my name is Cleopatra. I just didn't want to tell you before."

01/20/2012

"What?" Larry yelled.

01/19/2012

"Oh," I said, "and before you leave this house, I have one more piece of information for you. My name isn't Charlotte. It never was."

01/19/2012

"And," I continued, "his face is a pasty white color..." "I'm going, I'm going," Larry said, lacing up his steel-toed boots.

01/19/2012

"Really," Larry said, "he sounds like Zorro."

01/19/2012

"I think she is standing on the corner with that boy who wears all black clothes, and has all those earrings in his mouth. Can you believe he wears high heels and a cape too? I think you better investigate, I don't know what to make of anything anymore. Probably he's just a ju**ie."

01/19/2012

"Larry," I said, "you know that was a quote from 'Little House on the Prairie," I corrected him simply. "So, what's on tv anyway? There just isn't a darn blast thing to do around here. Oh, oh, where's Bella? You have to drive her to cheerleading practice."

01/17/2012

If you keep it up, Charlotte, we'll be living in a house divided and a house divided cannot stand. It says that in the Bible or maybe the President said it."

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