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I shouldn't call them kids anymore, they even do my duties! And they want to be heard. I've got one I'm going to give a megaphone to soon. Can you believe I birthed another writer? Oh, woe is me!

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02/07/2012

"Look," Digitell said, "we are getting too much in the muck of things here. Why don't we just quit while we're ahead, open a food bank for all the people we met on the street, take home a box of Rice Krispies and some milk? We can even take home some fruit because she needs a better diet." "Hmm?" Rob said, "well, that sounds nice, Digitell. I need to go home to fix my hair anyway. Last one home is a rotten egg."

02/07/2012

"A friend in need is a friend indeed," Digitell quoted. "You're nothing more than a mercenary and a robber," Rob said. "Well, Jesus saw you get thrown down like a lightning bolt, " Digitell countered.

02/07/2012

Those two sons of mine began spending a whole lot of time visiting different churches. It seemed like they had coinciding reglious beliefs. They would even comb the streets at night to pick up alienated members of society. They pooled large collections of money. Digitell always counted it and stored it in banks.

02/06/2012

When I made mention of it to my boyfriend, at first he started laughing. "You're kidding me, right? You're kidding me, right?" Then he looked taken aback, and I lied and said of course I was kidding. "Think that could be real? Ha Ha," I said.

02/06/2012

I found myself keeppin company more with my lady friends, and I also got a new boyfriend. My sons were just too much for me. I didn't really tell my lady friends about my sons, we just drank and played table games. I talked a little more openly to my new boyfriend, but I don't think he really "got" it. I did feel a little alone, because what was going on with my sons was rather strange and scary.

01/30/2012

I could see I was beat now, so I said, "Well, when you take a collection for the poor, do you think you could include us? And I need some Rice Krispies and a gallon of milk as well."

01/30/2012

Then it happened, exactly what I didn't want to: they started to go to church to spread their seed. "Just say we are like Budda," Rob said. "He was called the Enlightened One." We already know everything, right, Digitelle?" " Yeah, more than any humans know. I really don't know how that happened, but it started when this ring I have started glowing red."

01/26/2012

Days passed now at our house, with the candlelight in the morning noon and night. Digititell and Rob were good shepherds of the oasis of our home, if that's what it was called. I told Rob I was going to get him a bad haircut after he spilled his hair dye on my floor, and all hell broke loose. Digitelle had a new con game called popcorn that delighted the young and old alike. It only cost one thin dime.

01/26/2012

"Guess you better give it to him then. He has a good reputation. That's enough now, pass the salt."

01/26/2012

"What about Jesus?" Digetell ask sadly. "He wanted the magic watch..."

01/26/2012

"I have something to say to the two of you. Just don't say anything more to me than "Pass the salt." I'm sorry to say I don't like you two and find that you are some very weird and creepy indivduals. And since you are like that, rent is going to be through the roof for you until I can drive you out. And Digitell, I want that one cool watch you have, the magic one. And you, Rob, are going to fix my computer first, no matter how desperate Satan is."

01/25/2012

I was getting that sick feeling of dread again. No wonder they didn't tell me anything important before.

01/25/2012

"Mom," said Rob, "you can''t spend your life being afraid of Satan and Lucifer. You have to overcome your fears and triumph over them. Then you can move on. Besides, Mom, I made ships that fly in triangular upper space velocity, and no one can beat me. And soon we wil pass middle space and go into outer space, where no one has gone before."

01/25/2012

I went to a chair in the corner, and feelling so alone, I started to cry. "Rob," I asked, "could you make supper for us, I am so wiped out."

01/24/2012

Right about that time, I got ready to fall over. I was a Christian who had read my Bible, and I could pretty much guess...

01/24/2012

"Welll,"Rob said,"I was here before I was born, and it don't scare me none, and I always been vain glorified, and no one beats me for handsome!"

01/24/2012

"Right, Mom," Digititell said, "I thought you were scandalized when we stole all that food at the grocery and put it under my overcoat because I was under eighteen." "Well," I said,"we didn't get caught. That was the important thing. You know good and well we didn't have anything to eat and I didn't have a husband at the time."

01/24/2012

Oh, my, boys, but I taught you better! I'm scandalized!"

01/24/2012

"I don't know," said Digititell, "but he sure plays a losing hand at poker."

01/24/2012

"Don't worry, Mom," Rob said, "I just like to stay up late and Satan's clutches are hardly 'illustrious," whatever that means."

01/24/2012

Rob came up and fired up his sconces too. "Great day in the morning!" I exclaimed. "Somebody's going to think our house is on fire! I really don't know what to make of all the secrecy, but I guess I know what to get you for Christmas. Or do either one of you have Christmas anymore?" Shot in the dark, "Are you two joining the secret society of Masons? Another shot in the dark," Rob, could you be in the illustrious clutches of Satan? I saw you since you were in college bringing back information that no one had, and conducting your work until five in the morning, every day, since you were eighteen, now you are thirty-three!"

01/24/2012

"Oh, I see," I said, "Well, I just hope no one else finds out about you and your boardroom. "And you better take care, you know i'm a priestess, and I would hate to put a whammy on you, like I did that time I thought you really weren't you. Remember?" "Barely, Mom,"

01/24/2012

"I see you've been playing with the Big Boys," I said. "Do you think you could bring me a new watch home tomorrow?" "Not really, Mom, sorry, but they told me that EVERYTHING IS MINE!"

01/24/2012

Digititell wasn't late for supper. He had two new watches, and went straightaway to the mantle to light his candles. 'Oh, I see you are lighting three candles," I said. "Is that for the Trinity?" "No, Mom," he said, "It's for Satan and Lucifer and Jesus. I just don't like it when they fight."

01/24/2012

Now, it's time for supper, and I await Digititell, the second son. That's the one that threw the fit in the car at the grocery. He found something to do now. He became good with numbers, overnight, and now he doesn't need a calculator and would steal the pennies off a dead man's eyes.

01/24/2012

I don't know where he got this sickness. I always have used pine cleaner.

01/24/2012

It wasn't part of any religious ceremony, Camilla said. Rob was trying to get rid of the germs in the house. He must have thought I had a lot of germs in my room because Camilla was instructed to put three candles in there. "And after you finish that," I said to Rob, "why don't you steam clean all the carpets, and I'll feel safe, how about you?"

01/24/2012

That is the son who put a public health pamphlet on the coffee table. "Infection Control in the Home."

01/24/2012

My oldest son has a girlfriend who lives with us, too. Her name is Camilla, and she looks like a boy. She is almost six feet tall, and she is cute as a button. Really, we keep each other amused. She told me before that Rob is a germaphobe. Being his mother, I pretty much knew that, as he was five years old and telling me that stuff had germs on it.

01/24/2012

This is real life, isn't it? I can't help but feel it is some kind of canary blue transparent songsheet. It doesn't seem viable and when I think about it, I guess I had better go check all the candles to make sure they don't burn down what little bit of reality I have.

01/24/2012

I do know that my sons drive my car while they are running all the lights, and violating all the school zones, then they don't even pay the tickets. They never have any money. "Oh, right, you're a computer genius, but you don't want to work for anyone else. Better quit working all night for Satan and Lucifer, and maybe you'd get paid better. And the second son is a business manager for his friends, but they all are getting ready to get their houses foreclosed on so they can't pay him.

01/24/2012

I had a house on the other side of the mountain now, in a charming town with a lot of restaurants, school zones with the cameras, and stop lights with the cameras. I can't imagine why some young man hasn't heretofore dismantled them and thrown them out in the field.

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