The Mystress of Mayhem

The Mystress of Mayhem Witch with an apothecary obsession. Skincare rituals, honest reviews & potions that actually work. Midlife didn’t ask. Neither did I.

08/08/2026

I’m just an analog girl in a digital world. 😩

08/03/2026

Birthday brunch for Melissa Frances Smith at a pickle festival in this legendary shirt 🥒👽 some friendships are just built different.

08/02/2026
07/31/2026

Dead. ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

07/31/2026

Throwback to a few years ago. Still my favorite lip sync video of all time 🤣🤣🤣

Me rn
07/30/2026

Me rn

This is a real nightmare! 😱😂

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07/22/2026

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07/21/2026

This one’s for all my girls — my friends, my followers, my family. Every single one of you has shown up for me in your own way, and I wanted to say it out loud. Love you all. 🖤

07/20/2026

Look what showed up at my door today 👀 Starting a new ritual to deal with my crow’s feet curse — ginseng, retinal, the whole deal. I’ll be sharing the full routine and results soon, so stay tuned if you’re dealing with the same thing! Want to grab the set yourself? Link’s in my Linktree 🔗

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Grand Rapids, MI

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