CTRL ALT Collective

08/15/2025

The CTRL+ALT Collective ain’t no side-show anymore.
We just ranked in the top 1% of record labels globally—right alongside the majors and the heavyweight indies.
This is not a drill.
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This week, three of our artists hit the top 2% of all artists worldwide.
Not “indie.” Not “up-and-coming.”
Every. Single. Artist. On. Earth.
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>>> Kings of Men – still melting faces, still taking names.
>>> Kade Blak – our Queen of Chaos & Middle Fingers™
>>> N3on/ghost – glitch in the system, fully weaponized.
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We don’t play the game.
We rewrite the rules.

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05/07/2025

200,000 streams.
Marketing budget? LOL
One chaos queen.

Thanks for lighting the fuse.
Now get behind something solid.

—Kade 💋🖕🖤



https://just.blaklist.me/babe 👀

03/20/2025

Unconventional? Yes.

Incredible? Also yes.

Kade Blak · Releases on Mar 25, 2025 · 9 songs

03/16/2025

[Official Press Release] 😏

THIS JUST IN: Snowman Too Powerful, Eyeliner Is Now Classified NSFW

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

So META finally made it official.
Turns out the real threat to society isn’t disinformation, hate speech, or predatory bots—it’s my snowman and a little eyeliner.

According to this *very real, definitely not parody* press statement, I’ve committed the unspeakable crime of “Algorithmically Obscene Snowman Content.”

Apparently, I’m now in violation of community guidelines for:
- Weaponized glamour
- Excessive emoji usage
- Mocking authority (Zuck’s fragile little feelings, presumably)
- And my personal favorite: “Posing an existential threat to Safe Corporate Winter Branding.”

🤡 You can’t make this up—but I did.
Because satire is all we have left when reality becomes this unhinged.

So yeah, I’ve been shadowbanned for making art too spicy for bots, and too festive for your sanitized feed. And according to this *compliance masterpiece*, I should try posting something safer next time—like “a latte with affirming foam art.”

Sorry, sweetheart. I don’t do lukewarm.

https://go.ctrlalt.media/SLAY-RIDE

EDIT #18: Still not sorry. Still not changing. Still hotter than your whole metaverse.
💋🖕🖤

03/10/2025

We approve this message. Dropping March 25, 2025. Yes, really.

🔥🎄🔥

Y'all b****** ain't ready.

https://slayride.ctrlalt.media/

01/20/2025

🎉 200,000 LISTENERS IN JUST 17 WEEKS! 🎉
We kicked this off on September 20, 2024, with big dreams, questionable sleep schedules, and way too much caffeine. And somehow, 17 weeks later, 200,000 of you are here. Like…what? Who let this happen?

💬 What’s been your favorite so far? A track, an artist, or just the sheer audacity of it all? Drop it in the comments. Not sure where to start? Check out a few of the amazing playlists we've put together:

https://go.ctrlalt.media/ctrl.alt.del
https://go.ctrlalt.media/ctrl.alt.vault
https://go.ctrlalt.media/queens
https://go.ctrlalt.media/this.is.kings.of.men

Thanks for riding this wild train with us. We’re just getting started—because apparently, stopping isn’t in our vocabulary. Next up? Who knows. Probably something even more absurd. 🔥



Kings of Men
Kai Bennett
Kade Blak
Remi K**a
Ezra James Wilde
Aurora Nyx
Lila Rosewood
Graham Shåw
Maya Weslyn
Yūgen Hana
Juno Jackson Wilde
Zhara Cori

01/12/2025

Artist · 0 monthly listeners.