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We cover local politics, culture, and the occasional goose scandal from our roost in Greenville.

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Trump cancels Greenland invasion after learning the dog sled teams are “absolute Bad*** Motherf***ers”Pentagon briefing ...
01/24/2026

Trump cancels Greenland invasion after learning the dog sled teams are “absolute Bad*** Motherf***ers”

Pentagon briefing reveals Sirius Patrol members undergo Navy SEAL training, NASA psychological conditioning

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Local Man Confident 7-6 Clemson Would “Absolutely Destroy” Undefeated National Champion IndianaSimpsonville resident cit...
01/20/2026

Local Man Confident 7-6 Clemson Would “Absolutely Destroy” Undefeated National Champion Indiana

Simpsonville resident cites “quality losses” and “eye test” as evidence Tigers are clearly superior to 16-0 Hoosiers

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BREAKING: Trump Accidentally Purchases Iceland Instead of GreenlandGreenland, Iceland, And Denmark In Awkward Turmoil As...
01/10/2026

BREAKING: Trump Accidentally Purchases Iceland Instead of Greenland

Greenland, Iceland, And Denmark In Awkward Turmoil As Trump Insists He “Was Always Negotiating For Both”

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12/31/2025

Our instagram profile is currently unavailable. Apologies for the disruption. They wanted to verify my account by sending a text to my phone number. But they never sent it. When I requested another one, it said "you're requesting too many SMS messages. Please try again in 24 hours."

12/29/2025

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