02/20/2025
Let me set the scene 🎬
I was at this upscale casino, surrounded by a lively crowd. I decided to try my luck on a random machine that I just knew was going to hit… Spoiler: it didn’t. So, I figured I’d cut my losses and go grab some dinner.
After eating, I wandered back, and guess what? The same machine was still open. I sat down, and within seconds — BOOM 💥 — I hit the grand jackpot on nickels for about $6k.
Fast forward 10 minutes… I moved to another machine, same version, and on a lucky chance spin — BOOM again 💥 — I hit the grand for $11k. The place went wild! People were chanting 🗣️ LMS LMS — the energy was unreal.
The casino staff took me to a back room to pay me, which felt a little sketchy — all these mirrors everywhere — but hey I didn’t care. I turned to the slot attendant and said, “Book me the downstairs club — the whole crew is celebrating tonight! 🎉🍾”
Now, here’s where it gets crazy… As I was walking out of that back room, with my winnings stuffed into my backpack, my phone alarm went off.
Y’all… I woke up on my living room couch 🤣

Come back tomorrow for Episode 2 of: I Thought My Dream Was Real (Casino Edition 🎰)
